My 7 year old son schools teacher and class on evolution

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He's already smarter than the Christian population of the world. That's a billion people. Oh, and the muslim population. That's another billion.

A couple billion too many people. But haven't you heard? The westboro baptist church believes 16 billion people were killed by Noah's flood.

Mind boggling isn't it..

[Napoléon]

The westboro baptist church believes 16 billion people were killed by Noah's flood.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

[Erinome]

[frankiej]

I'm gonna buy your boy a beer when he is older. Total legend.

[popeyespappy]

Best prepare him for the inevitable, “If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”

The correct response is, “If god created us from dust, why is there still dust?”

[Blanca]

[Minimalist]

He can fart on demand sometimes. He thinks farting is the bees knees.

Truthfully, most of us never outgrow that.

Some just become jesus freaks and fart with their mouths.

[Erinome]

[Minimalist]

As with so much else, Alei, George Carlin said it best.

We like to think we've evolved and advanced because we can build a computer, fly an airplane, travel underwater, we can write a sonnet, paint a painting, compose an opera. But you know something? We're barely out of the jungle on this planet. Barely out of the fucking jungle. What we are, is semi-civilized beasts, with baseball caps and automatic weapons.