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There is little time.
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm)orogenicman Wrote: [Image: if-you-could-reason-wth-religious-people...1306374573]
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 3:17 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm)orogenicman Wrote: [Image: if-you-could-reason-wth-religious-people...1306374573]
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AMEN!!!
RE: There is little time.
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'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 2:48 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: He will claim he misinterpreted his visions. Surely god can give someone the message clearly and undoubtably?

You can be assured that there was no misinterpretation. Come April 13th it will be too late for you to join us in the sky with Jesus Christ.

If judgement is somehow unconscionably delayed indefinitely, and you are still here on april 14, as there might possibly be a slim chance of, can I come to your place and suffocate you by shoving a big wad of bible down your godly throat from whence so many messages from god himself are relayed, so you can go to heaven and masterbate jesus right away?


(April 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm)orogenicman Wrote: [Image: if-you-could-reason-wth-religious-people...1306374573]

If you think you can reason with religious people, than you are barely less insane then they are.
RE: There is little time.
I notice that the prophet Poe King seems to spend a lot of energy telling us how damned we are (I'm assuming I'm on the shit list even if I wasn't singled out for special attention). Apparently curses, just as with prayers, only 'work' if you tell your target about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1HwKA0J-gU?rel=0
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: There is little time.
@ One King - I really don't want to go to heaven. What sins should I commit to ensure it doesn't happen?
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 4:59 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: @ One King - I really don't want to go to heaven. What sins should I commit to ensure it doesn't happen?

Apparently everything.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
RE: There is little time.
(April 1, 2012 at 4:59 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: @ One King - I really don't want to go to heaven. What sins should I commit to ensure it doesn't happen?

Yes, just repeat everything that all these sinful atheist scum are saying about my lord and Savior Jesus Christ.


You will all KNEEL BEFORE GOD!!!
RE: There is little time.
Interesting... we sinful atheist scum are the bad guys in this picture, yet you're the one being abusive. So in the spirit of "an eye for an eye" and all that:

Fuck your sick fantasies, fuck your pet god and while you're about it, fuck you too.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: There is little time.
If being abusive is the only way to get you to see the truth then so be it. Know we do it out of love, numb-nuts Big Grin



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