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What Heaven is Like
#81
RE: What Heaven is Like
My idea of heaven is being able to explore every moment of everything.
This is stupid
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#82
RE: What Heaven is Like
(June 7, 2012 at 1:15 am)Aiza Wrote:



The sermon is a dead Catholic's not-so-subtle way to let his parishioners know that they may go ahead and feel rightly justified in telling non-Christians that they're going to burn in hell. Lets call the "sermon" what it is: a bull shit self-righteous pat on the back for all the believers who need some basic validation for their shitty treatment of the entire fucking world.


*shouting* Hey religious dead guy in a stupid hat and an exorbitantly priced dress ----- go fuck yourself.
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#83
RE: What Heaven is Like
(June 10, 2012 at 2:38 am)Godschild Wrote:
(June 10, 2012 at 1:33 am)Zen Badger Wrote: I see, philosophical ramblings upon a subject upon which you have no knowledge.

So how could you be happy in heaven knowing that there are millions of souls suffering eternal torment in hell when their only "crime" is non belief or believing in the wrong god?

Or are you so callous that you just wouldn't care?

How retarded can you all stay, I mean really, how many more times do we have to explain that unforgiven sin is the problem, no one's being callous, if we did not care we would not be here. Our time spent here could have been used to do many other things, instead we at least try.

I love how you and your ilk pander your bullshit empty threats of mythical damnation at us and then pretend you are the "good guys" with your resultant hard-sell con of wanting to "save" us from the imaginary fates you project. A your arrogance and pretenses of condescension and false compassion are the icing on the rotten cake. Too bad for you that there are rational adults here to call you on your lies.

The world is growing beyond gullibility and susceptibility to snake oil salesmanship
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#84
RE: What Heaven is Like
(June 10, 2012 at 9:39 pm)Cinjin Wrote: The sermon is a dead Catholic's not-so-subtle way to let his parishioners know that they may go ahead and feel rightly justified in telling non-Christians that they're going to burn in hell. Lets call the "sermon" what it is: a bull shit self-righteous pat on the back for all the believers who need some basic validation for their shitty treatment of the entire fucking world.

*shouting* Hey religious dead guy in a stupid hat and an exorbitantly priced dress ----- go fuck yourself.

What? The sermon says absolutely nothing about non-Christians at all, nor do I think that there were too many non-Christians in early 19th century England.

(June 10, 2012 at 5:46 pm)Faith No More Wrote: So, are you saying that as long as we regret our mistakes but don't believe in god we will still get into heaven, or is it that not being impenitent requires that your regret be targeted towards god, thereby making it impossible for the non-believer to make it to heaven?

Not merely "regret", but really and truly hate all sin with your whole being, simply because it is in contrary to love. This emotion does not require any sort of membership in the Holy Catholic Church, or any knowledge or understanding of God being love. The path is narrow (it always is), but it is not at all impossible.
(June 10, 2012 at 4:02 pm)Thor Wrote: And here is where you are in disagreement with most of the other Christians I've encountered. The vast majority have indicated that non-belief is enough to send you to an eternity in hell. You guys don't even agree with each other! Why should I listen to any of you?

Atheists don't always agree with each other either, but needless to say the majority of Christians are Catholic so when I say what I do I am giving the standard for the bulk of Christianity.
Mary Immaculate, star of the morning
Chosen before the creation began
Chosen to bring for your bridal adorning
Woe to the serpent and rescue to man.

Sinners, we honor your sinless perfection;
Fallen and weak, for your pity we plead;
Grand us the shield of your sovereign protection,
Measure your aid by the depth of our need.

Bend from your throne at the voice of our crying,
Bend to this earth which your footsteps have trod;
Stretch out your arms to us, living and dying,
Mary Immaculate, Mother of God.


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#85
RE: What Heaven is Like
(June 10, 2012 at 10:59 pm)Aiza Wrote: needless to say the majority of Christians are Catholic so when I say what I do I am giving the standard for the bulk of Christianity.

Which is to say you're telling us what the official catholic dogma says - and that is not necessarily what "most christians" actually believe.

This is not to say that I know any better than you, I don't, but it takes a lot of hubris to claim to speak to how much official dogma 1.2 billion people actually accept.

I know you're aware of this thread, so it shouldn't be too difficult for you to grasp my meaning.
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#86
RE: What Heaven is Like
2 words, Endless.....HandjobsWink Shades
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. - A dusty old book that I found that must be completely true because someone wrote it down.
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#87
RE: What Heaven is Like
All fine and dandy, but what if it's a bearded caucasian man in a white robe handing out the handies?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#88
RE: What Heaven is Like
(June 10, 2012 at 9:39 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(June 7, 2012 at 1:15 am)Aiza Wrote:



The sermon is a dead Catholic's not-so-subtle way to let his parishioners know that they may go ahead and feel rightly justified in telling non-Christians that they're going to burn in hell. Lets call the "sermon" what it is: a bull shit self-righteous pat on the back for all the believers who need some basic validation for their shitty treatment of the entire fucking world.


*shouting* Hey religious dead guy in a stupid hat and an exorbitantly priced dress ----- go fuck yourself.

^THIS.
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#89
RE: What Heaven is Like
(June 10, 2012 at 11:21 pm)Rhythm Wrote: All fine and dandy, but what if it's a bearded caucasian man in a white robe handing out the handies?

Sound like fun for Ted Haggard.

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#90
RE: What Heaven is Like
(June 10, 2012 at 8:12 am)Gaest Wrote:
(June 9, 2012 at 5:45 pm)Godschild Wrote: That's not an option.Sup


Then I´ll go for this backup plan Tongue

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Roasting could be a possibility. I think something else would make a better plan, seeing there can not be a back-up plan.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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