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Does the Bible promote slavery?
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 RE: Does the Bible promote slavery?
July 25, 2012 at 5:42 pm
(This post was last modified: July 25, 2012 at 5:49 pm by Napoléon.)
Hahaha we're famous!
I'm sorry, but I lost it completely when he went on about "ACADEMIC DIALOGUE"  It's a fucking forum lulz.  RE: Does the Bible promote slavery?
July 25, 2012 at 6:16 pm
(This post was last modified: July 25, 2012 at 6:25 pm by Whateverist.)
The Lord in His infinite wisdom so designed the bible that it could condone any damned thing you need it to condone. Likewise with condemning.
[Edit: This is in response to the original post, not the current delight in the distress we were able to cause that poor sick fuck.]
The beginnings of a good argument for it's divine origins.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
What a whiny,lying little cunt. Hope his sister gives him the clap.
 That plaintive please-don't-kick-me voice makes me want to smack him over the left ear with a magotty possum.  Tiberius Wrote:Update for teh lulz. I love the part about how slavery can be okay if you purchase a prostitute's life, because you can get them out of prostitution. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
I just laughed so hard that my face nearly fell off.
I'm sure that's why people purchased other people back then... to save them from a life of fucking for actual money. What a fucking nostril talking, moron. Oh my fuck! That was priceless. Someone with video editing skills should remix it with a techno beat. Seriously, that would be 100% WIN! 42
that was fucking awesome for entertainment as well as advertising. i wish the camera work was better, but i see cthulu, napo, paul and alei are now infamous. lmfao! to all names above ...
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
I think he was genuinely upset. Is this guy new to the internet or something?
"I'm trying to ignore the moral abhorrence of my beliefs by attempting to change the definition of slavery, and make it a fun family thing. Why are these meanie mean heads calling me a "sick fucker"? I just don't get it."
It was either his first day, or he's just really fucking stupid. Judging by his "arguments" in favor of slavery, retroactively redefined, I'd say he's dumber than a meatloaf marionette. 42
 Quote:It was either his first day, or he's just really fucking stupid. I'll go with the latter, dear. |
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