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RE: Does the Bible promote slavery?
July 25, 2012 at 6:16 pm
(This post was last modified: July 25, 2012 at 6:25 pm by Whateverist.)
The Lord in His infinite wisdom so designed the bible that it could condone any damned thing you need it to condone. Likewise with condemning.
[Edit: This is in response to the original post, not the current delight in the distress we were able to cause that poor sick fuck.]
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RE: Does the Bible promote slavery?
July 25, 2012 at 6:21 pm
The beginnings of a good argument for it's divine origins.
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RE: Does the Bible promote slavery?
July 25, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Tiberius Wrote:Update for teh lulz.
I love the part about how slavery can be okay if you purchase a prostitute's life, because you can get them out of prostitution. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
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RE: Does the Bible promote slavery?
July 25, 2012 at 7:46 pm
I just laughed so hard that my face nearly fell off.
I'm sure that's why people purchased other people back then... to save them from a life of fucking for actual money.
What a fucking nostril talking, moron. Oh my fuck! That was priceless. Someone with video editing skills should remix it with a techno beat. Seriously, that would be 100% WIN!
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RE: Does the Bible promote slavery?
July 25, 2012 at 7:52 pm
that was fucking awesome for entertainment as well as advertising. i wish the camera work was better, but i see cthulu, napo, paul and alei are now infamous. lmfao! to all names above ...
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RE: Does the Bible promote slavery?
July 25, 2012 at 8:30 pm
I think he was genuinely upset. Is this guy new to the internet or something?
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RE: Does the Bible promote slavery?
July 25, 2012 at 9:00 pm
"I'm trying to ignore the moral abhorrence of my beliefs by attempting to change the definition of slavery, and make it a fun family thing. Why are these meanie mean heads calling me a "sick fucker"? I just don't get it."
It was either his first day, or he's just really fucking stupid. Judging by his "arguments" in favor of slavery, retroactively redefined, I'd say he's dumber than a meatloaf marionette.