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Evolution/creation 2
#41
RE: Evolution/creation 2
(August 7, 2012 at 3:12 pm)Rhythm Wrote: LOL, and you forgot that the flood never occurred. I'll keep reminding you until it sinks in.

That slayed me...no flood...until it sinks in. Beautiful! My laughter is 'drowning' out ambient noise. He won't get it though.
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#42
RE: Evolution/creation 2
I think the flood did occur. It rose up and closed over the heads of fundamentalist, depriving their brain of oxygen, leaving the results you see in Drich.
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#43
RE: Evolution/creation 2
(August 7, 2012 at 2:43 pm)Drich Wrote:
(August 7, 2012 at 10:53 am)Strongbad Wrote: Since everyone knows that "gingers" (red-heads) have no soul, it must follow that they are descended from the monkeymen who never interbred with any of Adam and Eve's offspring. Which, of course, means that all monkeymen were red-heads.

You forgot about the flood. It took out all but noah's family and they were all decendants of Adam (Had souls)

Ahh...but gingers are here now, and it is a well-known fact that they have no soul. Since they obviously did not descend from Noah (or else, of course, they would have souls), I guess that pretty much shoots a big hole in your flood story.
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen

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#44
RE: Evolution/creation 2
<-ginger, from a long line of gingers, with ginger children. Thankfully I escaped the flaming red hair. My soul-less-ness would explain quite a lot, you know, except that it doesn't.
(soullessness....godamn thats actually a very pretty word.....)
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#45
RE: Evolution/creation 2
(August 7, 2012 at 2:43 pm)Drich Wrote: Not sure what that is. i'm guessing a bad thing.

It means senseless talk or writing Wink

Quote:Am I missing something do you know of a study or something that ties souls to genes? It is my understanding that souls simply indewell bodies, and are tied to them so long as they live.

No, but because everything else in the human body is strongly connected to genes, I can't see why there suddenly would be a part that has absolutely nothing to do with them. As I said before, I did this to humor you, not because I took your OP seriously.
But, since you're allowed to bullshit and fabricate fantasy, so am I. Could you be so kind as to give your thoughts on the dilemma if the soul indeed was connected to a particular gene and if it is recessive, how a believer with monkey man ancestors could have any hope as to be saved?

Quote:Evidently none since monkey man developed without one.

Not just monkey man, dearest. Hate to burst your bubble, but all human beings developed without one Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#46
RE: Evolution/creation 2
There may have been a flood in the Caucasus around the time of Noah, but no evidence that A) he existed or B) it was worldwide. Also, what's to stop noah or one of his ancestors being illegitimate, seeming as everyone was so evil?

Also, why did god decide to make two of one random species on Earth have a soul?

Unless you find a way this hypothesis can be tested and shown to make accurate predictions, or you can find records (fossils etc.) that corroborate the same, I suggest we agree to file this under the category of unsubstantiated bullshit.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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#47
RE: Evolution/creation 2
I think everyone should look at this post from Reddit. In the second half of it, there is a wonderful explanation of how Homo Erectus interbred with other proto-humans to create the ethnicity we are familiar with today. Semi-relevant. The rest of the post is also very interesting. Neanderthals were not idiots.

http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments...ly/c5kps0w
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#48
RE: Evolution/creation 2
Another thing that came to me these lines Drich, why do you feel the need to reconcile your creation narrative with the fossil record but not the geological record? The two are pretty well tied at the hip. Why is genesis "otherwise irreconcilable" -your opinion, not mine, in the case of the fossil record but not in the case of the deluge and the geological record? Shouldn't you be coming up with some creative extra-biblical "explanation" for the flood narrative as well? Matter of fact, since we're doing this, there's quite a bit of your narrative that you may want to re-write.....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#49
RE: Evolution/creation 2
(August 7, 2012 at 3:52 pm)Rhythm Wrote: <-ginger, from a long line of gingers, with ginger children. Thankfully I escaped the flaming red hair. My soul-less-ness would explain quite a lot, you know, except that it doesn't.
(soullessness....godamn thats actually a very pretty word.....)

Some gingers don't accept their soullessness quite as calmly as you do...



"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen

"Shit-apples don't fall far from the shit-tree, Randy." Mr. Lahey
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#50
RE: Evolution/creation 2
That's because they're made of condensed evil.....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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