(February 20, 2013 at 2:00 pm)junkyardboy Wrote: ahh yes, tel aviv, #1 garden of eden for the homosexual.
the sign of Yahweh's judgment against the Jew

Yeah well, in case you havent noticed theres not only gays amongst jews.

Yep. Smoking cat litter.

If enjoying a place is a punishment, then may I burn in hell.

(February 20, 2013 at 1:40 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:

(February 20, 2013 at 1:30 pm)junkyardboy Wrote: God's presence is within the born again man
no where else
this world belonged to satan
God is getting ready to foreclose on the junkyard

He better get a move on then - he's been promising that for how many thousands of years now? Still no Judgment Day.

Angels guide me while I go out and get a Sonic milkshake. The cashier makes more sense than you do.

That cashier not only makes more sense, certainly more valuable to humanity as well.

M&M sonic blast. Wine of the gods. I won't say ambrosia - that title is reserved for the milkshakes from Cook Out. All y'all who don't live in North Carolina or southern VA don't know what you're missing.

(February 20, 2013 at 1:30 pm)junkyardboy Wrote:

(February 20, 2013 at 3:35 am)EGross Wrote: It's not just Christians. Religious Jews will pray 3 times a day and at the end will bow in 3 different directions, one to Michael, one to Gabriel, and then straight ahead (God). On Friday night, when the husband arrives home from evening service, the family sings a song to welcome the pair of angels that followed him home and then to send them away. On preperation for repentance, there are a series of poems (Kinot), and one of them directly asks an angel to deliver a message to God, and the Rambam criticised such a thing, but it is still in the collection of prayers (granted, a few communities omit it, but only out of deference to the Rambam). And, of course (based on the book of Daniel), when two nations are fighting, the belief that it is an expression of their angesl who are fighting, since each nation has it's own angel.

For demons, religious Jews will wash their hands first thing in the morning because Dybbuks reside under the fingernails (tiny demons). Feminist Jewsesses have accepted Lilith as a symbol of their plight, who is the mother of demons (as a result of wanting to have the dominant sexual position with Adam). The last recorded exorcism was by the Chofetz Chaim, but the idea of posession is not unheard of. And, of course, the Babylonian Talmud is full of ghosts, and demons (especially those who dwell in the latrines and ruins), and many students of those texts have taken them to be lieterally true and, therefore, unquestioned in their authenticity.

Yeah, people love this Angel and Demon stuff. I don't think it matters which religion.

Good v. Evil is the cornerstone of every book, novel, movie, etc

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(February 20, 2013 at 1:25 pm)cato123 Wrote: Are you suggesting that god has no presence on Earth?

God's presence is within the born again man
no where else
this world belonged to satan
God is getting ready to foreclose on the junkyard

Since we are pretending here, remember that your fictional god character set us up with this junkyard. Fantastic job too. Volcanos, tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, wild fires, disease, famine, war and crime.

If I ran a construction company building homes and hired this fictional god to build them not one of the homes would pass safety inspections.

(February 20, 2013 at 2:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(February 20, 2013 at 1:30 pm)junkyardboy Wrote: Good v. Evil is the cornerstone of every book, novel, movie, etc

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God's presence is within the born again man
no where else
this world belonged to satan
God is getting ready to foreclose on the junkyard

Since we are pretending here, remember that your fictional god character set us up with this junkyard. Fantastic job too. Volcanos, tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, wild fires, disease, famine, war and crime.

If I ran a construction company building homes and hired this fictional god to build them not one of the homes would pass safety inspections.

yep, a world set up for war and judgment

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(February 20, 2013 at 2:06 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote:

(February 20, 2013 at 2:00 pm)junkyardboy Wrote: ahh yes, tel aviv, #1 garden of eden for the homosexual.
the sign of Yahweh's judgment against the Jew

Yeah well, in case you havent noticed theres not only gays amongst jews.

a sign of Yahweh's coming judgment

Which makes your god a prick.

Gee, I wonder why atheists aren't depressed....possibly because we don't think we have to deal with an alcoholic-acting asshole of a deity.

(February 20, 2013 at 2:23 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Which makes your god a prick.

Gee, I wonder why atheists aren't depressed....possibly because we don't think we have to deal with an alcoholic-acting asshole of a deity.

or atheists are depressed because they can't convince themselves that they don't

(February 20, 2013 at 1:50 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Jerusalme is vastly overrated. Plastic crosses from china and angry orthodox abrahamic bollocks.

People I know, who went there told me Tel Avic had the better attractions

Nah, Eilat is where the big attractions are!

depression is not chained to a certain group of people. It is an illness which occours amongst those who are unfortunate enought to suffer from it.



Syphilis was pritty widespread in medieval and renaissance Europe.

Is Syphilis a christian illness?