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Come and get served by The Serveant!

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Come and get served by The Serveant!
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 12, 2013 at 11:56 pm
Apparently McEDees burgers get mOre expensive with age, better eat up!

14 Yr Old McDonalds Hamburger looks just as yummy as the day it was cooked. And someone was willing to pay 15k for it!


Um, great and powerful Violet Lily, please tell me the ultimate question of the universe? Then answer it Wink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 12, 2013 at 11:57 pm
I want a sub, serveant.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 13, 2013 at 4:02 am (This post was last modified: May 13, 2013 at 4:19 am by Violet.)
(May 12, 2013 at 11:34 pm)Dragonetti Wrote: Steak and Potatoes please Tongue

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If it's too much for you, you can have a to-go box Smile
(May 12, 2013 at 11:50 pm)Gearbreak Wrote: I want a magic sandwich.

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Would you like a magic schoolbus while you eat your magic sandwich? Smile
(May 12, 2013 at 11:56 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Um, great and powerful Violet Lily, please tell me the ultimate question of the universe? Then answer it Wink

I can do that Wink

Does a more 'advanced' being have a 'better interpretation' of the universe than I?

Only if I think it does Smile
(May 12, 2013 at 11:57 pm)catfish Wrote: I want a sub, serveant.

...

ROFLOL

That's a dandy play on words, there.

Anyway, I'll try to stay somewhat on the safe side, and give you a bunch of subs. Probably won't get you the one you want, though. Can't blame me for not being specific Dodgy

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Can never go wrong with having all of that, right? Smile
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Re: RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 13, 2013 at 9:38 am
(May 13, 2013 at 4:02 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: [Image: tumblr_mcgb82uS5v1qjuse9o1_1280.jpg]

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Love and music. I like. To go please! :)
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 13, 2013 at 12:49 pm
(May 13, 2013 at 9:38 am)frz Wrote: Love and music. I like. To go please! Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUIroaM-P6w

Two birds, one stone, in a to-go box Smile
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 13, 2013 at 1:01 pm
Who is Doctor Who oh wise one?

Also, if its not too much for your ant hands to fulfill: Please deliver me the sub in chains along with Mister Sub Zero, and a chicken on garlic and herb bread with provolone cheese, banana peppers, eetuce, and a side of cookies
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 13, 2013 at 1:05 pm
Chains? I'll take my in silk. Big Grin
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 13, 2013 at 1:22 pm
Oh we got a master up in here! that's fine I count three Mistresses that I know of: Lily, me, and catfish

Big Grin

I'm just joking fishy
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 13, 2013 at 2:24 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2013 at 2:32 pm by Violet.)
(May 13, 2013 at 1:01 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Who is Doctor Who oh wise one?

He's the Doctor.

Quote:Also, if its not too much for your ant hands to fulfill: Please deliver me the sub in chains along with Mister Sub Zero, and a chicken on garlic and herb bread with provolone cheese, banana peppers, eetuce, and a side of cookies

It's not that it's too much... it's that I wonder why you want this, when you have Esqui, who you could dress as Sub Zero and chain up...

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And a side of cookies, don't know what kind you like, so how about simple chocolate chip? Everyone love chocolate chip.

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(May 13, 2013 at 1:05 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Chains? I'll take my in silk. Big Grin

Mayan Silk? Are you nuts?! That doesn't even exist!

Whatever... you'll have to make do with this:

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Good enough? Or do you want me to go back in time and make Mayan Silk a reality? :S I warn you, it'd affect a shit-ton more things regardless of how I do it... probably the best way would be to transport silk worms into Latin America, wonder what species they'll wipe out...
(May 13, 2013 at 1:22 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Oh we got a master up in here! that's fine I count three Mistresses that I know of: Lily, me, and catfish

Big Grin

I'm just joking fishy

You think I'm a Mistress? Levitate

Catty's totally a Mistress Smile
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 13, 2013 at 3:50 pm
(May 13, 2013 at 2:24 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Please deliver me the sub in chains along with Mister Sub Zero

Scorpion tried his best..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgHFgCZLZmg
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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