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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 9:50 am
To a point, my love, to a point. Otherwise you end up with bankrolled evangelical preachers.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 9:54 am
Good, get that message of hate out there so everyone can hear it. Maybe then I won't have to beat my face on my desk the next time someone says "but they're essentially good people"

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 9:55 am
Touché.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 22, 2013 at 1:56 am
Maybe I'm just biased. Or in love Heart Or both, but I found this epically hilarious.

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 22, 2013 at 6:15 am
LOL!

(April 21, 2013 at 10:51 pm)Strongbad Wrote:
(April 21, 2013 at 8:07 pm)ManMachine Wrote: Did I miss the school trip to the stupid factory where they gave out free samples?

No, jackass poe, you apparently made several trips to the sample table.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 22, 2013 at 10:40 am
(April 22, 2013 at 10:39 am)missluckie26 Wrote: As expected when I came across this thread: There's like one legitimate shame comment and 8 pages of pithering around about penises.

I lawl'd.
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April 30, 2013 at 1:40 pm
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May 8, 2013 at 5:25 pm
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 22, 2013 at 2:49 am (This post was last modified: May 22, 2013 at 2:49 am by Mystical.)
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 23, 2013 at 1:53 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 1:45 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(May 23, 2013 at 1:42 pm)goodnews Wrote: They have, now its your turn to pucker up

My asshole puckered when I read this. You may kiss the bunghole.

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