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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 9:50 am
To a point, my love, to a point. Otherwise you end up with bankrolled evangelical preachers.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 9:54 am
Good, get that message of hate out there so everyone can hear it. Maybe then I won't have to beat my face on my desk the next time someone says "but they're essentially good people"

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 9:55 am
Touché.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 22, 2013 at 1:56 am
Maybe I'm just biased. Or in love Heart Or both, but I found this epically hilarious.

Shoutbox, today Wrote:Esquilax » Imnezrider, if you made a thread about your question I'd be happy to deconstruct every damn part of it for youTongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 22, 2013 at 6:15 am
LOL!

(April 21, 2013 at 10:51 pm)Strongbad Wrote:
(April 21, 2013 at 8:07 pm)ManMachine Wrote: Did I miss the school trip to the stupid factory where they gave out free samples?

No, jackass poe, you apparently made several trips to the sample table.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 22, 2013 at 10:40 am
(April 22, 2013 at 10:39 am)missluckie26 Wrote: As expected when I came across this thread: There's like one legitimate shame comment and 8 pages of pithering around about penises.

I lawl'd.
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#127
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 30, 2013 at 1:40 pm
(April 30, 2013 at 9:58 am)whateverist Wrote:
(April 30, 2013 at 8:41 am)Aractus Wrote: How do you build a self-replicating organic structure from scratch in such a way that the process is an inevitable part of physics?

You probably don't. Neither do I, scientists or God. Life, like rust, just happens. It seems to be a potential state of certain inorganic materials in the same way ice is a potential state of liquids. If life were not a potential state for inorganic materials, neither God nor abiogenesis could 'create' it. But since it demonstrably is, no God or alien seeding theory is required.

Excellent point!


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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 8, 2013 at 5:25 pm
(May 8, 2013 at 6:56 am)festive1 Wrote:
(May 6, 2013 at 2:20 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: The Quran is not derived
It is revealed from God to Mohamed
But as he is the same God of the jews and Christians, it is very similar to the original Judaism or Christianity

You misread or misunderstood what I wrote. I said, the SUPPORT (or prediction) you claim for/of Islam from the Old Testament and the Torah is negated by the fact you admit the Bible cannot be trusted.

Your purpose of this thread is to assert that the Bible predicts the revelation shown to Mohamed, but you started another thread stating the Bible is a load of hogwash. You can't have it both ways, so which way is it? Does the Bible predict and support Islam? Or is the Bible an untrustworthy book? If the Bible predicts and supports Islam, yet is untrustworthy, how does that support Islam at all? Thus my conclusion that you're shooting your own cause in the foot.

A damn fine piece of reasoning.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 22, 2013 at 2:49 am (This post was last modified: May 22, 2013 at 2:49 am by Mystical.)
Minimalist Wrote:Your god is still a total dick. My guess is that you have created him in your own image.

I know the entire thread should just be dedicated to 90% of his quotes, but this one... ohhh this one. I liked this one alot Smile

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 23, 2013 at 1:53 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 1:45 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(May 23, 2013 at 1:42 pm)goodnews Wrote: They have, now its your turn to pucker up

My asshole puckered when I read this. You may kiss the bunghole.

This made me laugh so hard! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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