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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
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 (June 2, 2013 at 5:24 pm)catfish Wrote: I though Larry was dead?!?!? Larry has died  This was from before, back when I still called him 'friend'. But friends don't rape friends and still get to be friends. Hopefully... He was an ape, by the way. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Clams do not have tails and they are also not apes.
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2013 at 5:41 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Coins have tails - monkeys. Some monkeys even have coins, but mostly the apes take them, and also -
DEMACIA!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
When monkeys get coins they give them to the female chimps and fuck them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSmzv1HA2U  (June 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm)Rhythm Wrote: DEMACIA!DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! 
I AM LARRY
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
Oh Jeez! Larry has flipped. And landed on tails. Larry is a monkey...
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 6:00 pm
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2013 at 6:05 pm by Violet.)
(June 2, 2013 at 5:38 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Clams do not have tails and they are also not apes. False: if clams do not have tails... they are apes. This has been rather illustrative, I didn't know that the inability of forum-goers to perform logic was so deeply ingrained. Well, now I know why they're so stupid (June 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Coins have tails - monkeys. Someone understands! Well, of course it would be rhythm to be the only one yet to grasp logic. That's not a surprise. Quote:Some monkeys even have coins, but mostly the apes take them, and also - NOXU-UUUhhhhhh-UUhhhhhhhhhs! How does he do it?  (June 2, 2013 at 5:54 pm)catfish Wrote: Oh Jeez! Larry has flipped. And landed on tails. Larry is a monkey... Landing on a tail doesn't make one a monkey... (June 2, 2013 at 5:52 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I AM LARRY Do you have a tail? Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
So, I had a tail, but it was surgically removed. Pie, or cake?
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 7:10 pm
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2013 at 7:11 pm by Mystical.)
I have two tails. I am Larry.
Also..pie. definitely a pie eater you are 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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