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Poll: Do you have a tail?
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I'm a monkey.
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2 11.76%
I'm an ape.
88.24%
15 88.24%
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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
#21
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 2, 2013 at 6:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So, I had a tail, but it was surgically removed. Pie, or cake?

When you had a tail: you were a monkey. Now that you no longer have a tail: you're an ape.

I wish you weren't as stupid as you look Sad

(June 2, 2013 at 7:10 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I have two tails. I am Larry.

Two tails? Monkey.

You're missluckie26.

Quote:Also..pie. definitely a pie eater you areWink

Appeal to pie? Been a while.
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#22
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
The question was pie or cake - perhaps one of us is stupid, but clearly it is not I.

The correct answer was seven. Like, duh obviously.
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#23
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 3, 2013 at 2:19 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: The question was pie or cake - perhaps one of us is stupid, but clearly it is not I.

The correct answer was seven. Like, duh obviously.

* Violet presents a logical system with two premises taken as true, uses logic in application of these... and then gets called stupid by a non-logic user.

I haven't seen something like that on this forum in, oh... half an hour.
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#24
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
Stick around. It's bound to happen again real soon.
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#25
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 3, 2013 at 2:32 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Stick around. It's bound to happen again real soon.

Don't I know it. I can basically pick a thread at random and find it happening within. Why do you think I make things like this? FSM Grin
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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#26
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 3, 2013 at 2:34 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(June 3, 2013 at 2:32 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Stick around. It's bound to happen again real soon.

Don't I know it. I can basically pick a thread at random and find it happening within. Why do you think I make things like this? FSM Grin

Lulz? Angel
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#27
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 3, 2013 at 2:35 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Lulz? Angel

Y'know... when people stop using fake-logic, I'll stop saying things like 'I don't have faith in logic'... I think it's getting worse, CD.

It's been dazzlingly sockpuppity here lately. I wonder why it feels that way.

Edit: Seriously... I've been reduced to italicizing things so that retards understand. Shit.
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#28
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
Intelligence doesn't really exist.
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#29
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
Mind stepping in front of this numbered exhibit marker for me Daz?
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#30
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 5, 2013 at 9:20 am)dazzn Wrote: Intelligence doesn't really exist.

NO FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS IN VIOLET'S TOPIC

Christ, some of you are ill-defined.

I chose "monkey" in the poll because I have a tail. And my tail has a story, with lots of specifics. That's right, my tail has a tale to tell, in detail. But I won't tell it, just to spite dazzn.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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