(July 12, 2013 at 9:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It seems that the only difference between Texas and Indiana is that Rahul does not live in Indiana.

Min, I think that is the first confession I've ever heard from you that you are actually starting to like me.

I'm flattered.

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(July 12, 2013 at 9:56 pm)Ivy Wrote: 2. If you hate bacon, insult bacon, reject bacon, or are found wasting bacon (including bacon bits), you must complete 32 hours of community service and pay a fine of $666.

Have I told you today how attracted I am to you?

Quote:I'm flattered.

I like all atheists.

Its god's cocksuckers I can't stand.

(July 12, 2013 at 11:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I like all atheists.

Shh. It's ok. Don't be embarassed.

I...

I like you too, you crazy silly atheist you!

The bible doesn't tell them that at all. What tells them is their pastor, their prejudices, and what they fear about themselves.

(July 12, 2013 at 7:40 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Ignoring the point about civil rights, why is this law even necessary? If same-sex marriage isn't legal in Indiana, why would any same-sex couple be applying for a marriage license there anyway? It would be a bit like me (a Brit) applying for a semi-automatic machine gun license.

What is a "semi-automatic machine gun"?

Fuck Indiana and all its weirdos"

(July 13, 2013 at 12:27 pm)Chas Wrote:

(July 12, 2013 at 7:40 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Ignoring the point about civil rights, why is this law even necessary? If same-sex marriage isn't legal in Indiana, why would any same-sex couple be applying for a marriage license there anyway? It would be a bit like me (a Brit) applying for a semi-automatic machine gun license.

What is a "semi-automatic machine gun"?

He's a Brit. We don't gun.

Chas: it's a machine gun with the safety turned on

Ugh, and those people are right next door to me.

I guess the one saving grace we might have here in Illinois is that we're home to Chicago, and that kind of shit wouldn't fly here.

(July 12, 2013 at 10:14 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Fucking Indiana, man. I had no idea they were so religious and conservative until my parents moved there. There's a over a dozen religious channels and a mega-church on every corner.

Indiana is a cancerous growth protruding from the bible belt.

True. I lived in Indiana for 4 years, and I actually lived in a town where the Wesleyan Church was primarily based. A large amount of anglicans there. (I was Christian at the time I was living there, so perhaps I didn't notice it as much when I was there).

Semi-automatic rifle then.