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Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!

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Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
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RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
July 18, 2013 at 4:47 am (This post was last modified: July 18, 2013 at 4:48 am by LastPoet.)
(July 18, 2013 at 4:43 am)Insanity x Wrote: I want to see the pope make a Jesus clone army! Would have been better with the last pope though..

With this one isn't any different, except that this one goes by the saying: "you'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"
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RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
July 18, 2013 at 4:50 am (This post was last modified: July 18, 2013 at 4:51 am by Silver.)
(July 17, 2013 at 4:00 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: A visit from Jesus is long overdue and that's why I affirm that it's time to use DNA taken from the Turin Shroud to clone him and bring him back to Earth, whether he likes it or not.[/i]

Christians would not accept him as the real Christ, however, because the consciousness cannot be resurrected. It would be Jesus in body, but not in mind.
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RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
July 18, 2013 at 4:53 am
Well, jesus appears on toasts, it would be on my top priorities if I was jesus.
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RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
July 18, 2013 at 4:57 am
(July 18, 2013 at 4:53 am)LastPoet Wrote: Well, jesus appears on toasts, it would be on my top priorities if I was jesus.

After all, his body is what is offered in eucharist. Nothing is ever mentioned about his mind. Christians love his body, but not his mind.
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July 18, 2013 at 5:48 am
(July 18, 2013 at 4:57 am)Maelstrom Wrote: After all, his body is what is offered in eucharist. Nothing is ever mentioned about his mind. Christians love his body, but not his mind.

Well, it makes a certain amount of sense: his mind was the part that had all those troublesome notions about getting rid of wealth, helping the poor, and doing unto others... not really what a certain type of christian wants in his life.
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July 18, 2013 at 6:02 am
Wasn't this the plot of a Star Trek TNG episode? I seem to remember something about the Klingons cloning their version of Jesus and then using it as a political pawn, only to have it exposed and rejected as an impostor. Something like that anyway.
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July 18, 2013 at 6:07 am
(July 18, 2013 at 6:02 am)Stimbo Wrote: I seem to remember something about the Klingons cloning their version of Jesus and then using it as a political pawn, only to have it exposed and rejected as an impostor. Something like that anyway.

It is a common enough scenario presented in many movies and television shows.
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July 18, 2013 at 6:28 am
Well it is as silly as believing the star trek fiction or the dragon ball fiction for that matter. I wager that in the bottom line, the notion of god is something like a conforting thought, a fleeting dream. Yet, people overrate dreams.
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RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
July 18, 2013 at 9:22 am
Only trouble is that the shroud doesn't date back to biblical times, and the "blood" is apparently just paint, seeing as how it's still red after all these centuries.
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RE: Cloning Jesus??? Fuck yeah!
July 18, 2013 at 9:31 am
(July 18, 2013 at 9:22 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Only trouble is that the shroud doesn't date back to biblical times, and the "blood" is apparently just paint, seeing as how it's still red after all these centuries.

Well it's not that so much but what they found printed in one of the corners...

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I don't know, I just get skeptical about it's authenticity when I think about that bit.
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