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Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
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Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013073...HM102.html

Quote:A remarkably candid Pope Francis struck a conciliatory stance toward gays Monday, saying "who am I to judge" when it comes to the sexual orientation of priests.

Sexual orientation would not be a big deal if they would keep to the celibacy rule.

The problem is they can't keep it in their dresses.
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As the leader of the biggest paedophile ring on the planet who indeed are you to judge.
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Quote:"We shouldn't marginalize people for this. They must be integrated into society,"

Now that's just downright neighborly of the man.
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And of course he is the closest thing to god. He is like the VP for God.
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I like this pope, he has it right for a change.

The 'pope' is not a judge. Christ is. As Homosexuality is a sin like anyother sexual sin, if the pope even has ever looked at a woman lustfully even for a moment, then he is guilt of the same sin, thus placing him in the same boat as any of the gay people he was asked to levy a judgement against.
His job is to point people toward attonement, not place judgements. Now in doing so he is required to identify sin, but that is where it ends.
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/sigh. Every time I see this post my mind reads "
Um...You're Fucking the Pope, Asshole!
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(July 30, 2013 at 10:28 am)Drich Wrote: I like this pope, he has it right for a change.

The 'pope' is not a judge. Christ is. As Homosexuality is a sin like anyother sexual sin, if the pope even has ever looked at a woman lustfully even for a moment, then he is guilt of the same sin, thus placing him in the same boat as any of the gay people he was asked to levy a judgement against.
His job is to point people toward attonement, not place judgements. Now in doing so he is required to identify sin, but that is where it ends.


You have got to be shitting me! He's the Vicar of Christ! If any one person has the responsibility to act on atrocities committed under the guise of doing the Lord's work, it is him! The fact he checked out a nun's rack hardly absolves him from acting decisively, either.

Way to trivialize the victims, present and future, Drich.

*gobsmacked*
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(July 30, 2013 at 10:28 am)Drich Wrote: I like this pope, he has it right for a change.

The 'pope' is not a judge. Christ is. .
And who the fuck are you to say?

It seems to much better minds than yours that even a pope can have something to teach you, unlike your idiotic, demented, plagiarizing, megalomaniacal layabout Jesus.
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(July 30, 2013 at 10:28 am)Drich Wrote: I like this pope, he has it right for a change.

They (the Popes) never had it right in the first place, so you can stop right there.
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(July 30, 2013 at 11:52 am)Chuck Wrote: The 'pope' is not a judge. Christ is. .

Then his job is redundant and we can safely get rid of him.
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