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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 29, 2013 at 10:12 am
My posts aren't posted here because they all are so full of wit and epicness, that it would be a redundant waste of time to repost them here Big Grin
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 29, 2013 at 10:14 am (This post was last modified: October 29, 2013 at 10:15 am by Angrboda.)
(October 29, 2013 at 10:12 am)LastPoet Wrote: My posts aren't posted here because they all are so full of wit and epicness, that it would be a redundant waste of time to repost them here Big Grin

You took the words right out of my mouth. The word 'redundant' comes readily to mind whenever I read your posts.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 29, 2013 at 10:17 am
Shhhhhh! I though we agreed it should remain our secret!
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 30, 2013 at 1:02 am (This post was last modified: October 30, 2013 at 1:13 am by Owlix.)
(October 29, 2013 at 11:10 pm)Dionysius Wrote: [Image: 23sg2dl.jpg]





"I seen it with my own eyes, Christ Almighty Lord Amen folks, He loves us so much, Jesus is such a great vision the Lord wanted us to see it everywhere and so I have. Yes parish, I am engrossed in his love when I tell you I even seen Him in my dog's rear!" Hilarious


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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
November 5, 2013 at 2:00 am
(November 5, 2013 at 1:57 am)c172 Wrote: I've always had a threesome fantasy involving thin mints. I guess I'm offto hell.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-21701-po...#pid537765
that was epic
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
November 5, 2013 at 10:43 am
(November 4, 2013 at 1:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Two words: Bolo Rei

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(November 4, 2013 at 5:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I don't know whether to eat that or shag it.

It's important to get these things in the right order.

(November 4, 2013 at 5:39 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(November 4, 2013 at 5:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I don't know whether to eat that or shag it.

It's important to get these things in the right order.

LOL!

Indeed... the sense of smell is missing, here... That would tip you off immediately! Wink

(November 4, 2013 at 5:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I dunno - in my state I'll shag anything with a hole in it. I've already been banned from the golf course.

(November 4, 2013 at 5:59 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(November 4, 2013 at 5:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I dunno - in my state I'll shag anything with a hole in it. I've already been banned from the golf course.

Can't say for sure you'd be the first...

(November 4, 2013 at 6:14 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I told them to just play through, but they wouldn't have it. Church fundraiser indeed...
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
November 5, 2013 at 2:46 pm
(November 4, 2013 at 1:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Two words: Bolo Rei

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fucking gross
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
November 5, 2013 at 2:59 pm
(November 5, 2013 at 2:46 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(November 4, 2013 at 1:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Two words: Bolo Rei

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fucking gross

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
November 6, 2013 at 10:55 am
Ronedee gets on the hall of shame regularly an often so I thought he deserves to be commemorated for his epicness. Big Grin

(November 6, 2013 at 10:43 am)ronedee Wrote:
(November 6, 2013 at 10:38 am)ToriJ Wrote: Maybe you are trapped in your parents basement....

"Maybe"



made me laugh real hard that un.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
November 6, 2013 at 5:56 pm


(November 4, 2013 at 6:27 pm)Dionysius Wrote: To selectively attribute some of Job's statements to error would be to write an exegetical check your ass can't cash.

Divinely delicious, and possessed of enough snark to stun a Turkey buzzard at 50 paces. It's on a par with DP's classic line about 'fact checking commandos' that I quote below.






(January 10, 2012 at 6:57 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: It's a favorite tactic among some apologists to argue for some guy named Yeshua who was one of countless doom criers and messiah wannabes in 1st century Judea who ended up one of many religious leaders crucified by Pilate and later some wild stories were told about him that might or might not have born any resemblance to the actual story and we can't expect that anyone would have noticed him at the time but ninja fact checking commandos would have cried "false" if anyone had ever lied...
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