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Ok.... Explain this one?
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 4:35 am
Will someone please think of the children!? THE CHILDREN!!
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 4:51 am
(November 18, 2013 at 4:35 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Will someone please think of the children!? THE CHILDREN!!

Must... restrain... self... from making... catholic priest... joke...


NNNNNNGH! Arrgghh
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 5:39 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2013 at 5:42 am by pocaracas.)
One has to wonder where is the power of god when all it can do is dodge a few houses, instead of squashing the tornado before it does any damage, or causes any casualty...


Also, great windows!! You can't hear a buzz of the high powered winds and destruction outside!
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November 18, 2013 at 6:00 am
(November 18, 2013 at 5:39 am)pocaracas Wrote: One has to wonder where is the power of god when all it can do is dodge a few houses, instead of squashing the tornado before it does any damage, or causes any casualty...


Also, great windows!! You can't hear a buzz of the high powered winds and destruction outside!
, [sarcasm] Silly. The tornado is a judgement on America for allowing gay marriage and God is sparing his special little guys! He SENT the tornado. , [\sarcasm]

Sheesh, get with the program! It's Obama's fault!
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November 18, 2013 at 6:54 am
Thank you, lord, because my friend lost one finger instead of all of them.
Thank you, lord, because my mother has tumors, yet not cancer.
Thank you, lord, because I got mugged, yet not killed.
Thank you, lord, because the wind took some houses, but missed some.

Lord, you are so perfect! You don't ever miss a thing or make mistakes!
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 8:27 am
Why don't folk make their houses out of proper bricks in tornado ally?

I mean, I know wood is much cheaper and quicker and easier to use.

But seriously, bricks. With proper, concrete foundations. I know it's probably more expensive, but false economy and all that?
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 8:30 am
Ah, as the good book saith, it is a foolish man who builds his house upon the sand....

Sorry. Couldn't resist it.
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November 18, 2013 at 8:35 am
(November 18, 2013 at 8:30 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Ah, as the good book saith, it is a foolish man who builds his house upon the sand....

Sorry. Couldn't resist it.

Come to Perth, EVERYTHING is built on sand.

Literally.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 8:48 am
(November 18, 2013 at 8:35 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(November 18, 2013 at 8:30 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Ah, as the good book saith, it is a foolish man who builds his house upon the sand....

Sorry. Couldn't resist it.

Come to Perth, EVERYTHING is built on sand.

Literally.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 10:10 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2013 at 10:10 am by LastPoet.)
I know what happened here, Ronedee misclicked and posted this on the Christianity subforum, I bet he intended to post in the Humor subforrm! Angel
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