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Who create God?
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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 3:51 pm
(November 29, 2013 at 3:45 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Hot Asian chicks. Captain Colostomy's Kryptonite. Mmm, Mmm....
Fake boobs = Major turnoff.

You can have em all (ask the Mrs. first)
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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 4:13 pm
(November 29, 2013 at 10:26 am)enrico Wrote: In other words you say that when you are starving and you see a tree full of ripe mangoes instead of trying to grasp and eat as many mangoes as possible you start counting how many branches and leaves the tree got, RIGHT?
So who you think the intelligent person is? Thinking

The answer is C: A spoon.
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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 4:16 pm
(November 29, 2013 at 3:51 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(November 29, 2013 at 3:45 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Hot Asian chicks. Captain Colostomy's Kryptonite. Mmm, Mmm....
Fake boobs = Major turnoff.

You can have em all (ask the Mrs. first)

There was fake boobs? I didn't notice, I was looking at their eyes... Angel
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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 4:19 pm
(November 29, 2013 at 4:16 pm)houseofcantor Wrote: There was fake boobs? I didn't notice, I was looking at their eyes... Angel

Uh-huh. And bears use indoor toilets.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 5:02 pm
oh well.... at least this isn't fakable
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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 5:09 pm
Careful people, or I will have to move this to Area 69 Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 5:12 pm
I tried to keep it PG-13...
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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 5:44 pm
(November 29, 2013 at 5:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: oh well.... at least this isn't fakable
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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 7:12 pm
Apo. Yes. Just yes.
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RE: Who create God?
November 29, 2013 at 7:32 pm
(November 29, 2013 at 5:12 pm)pocaracas Wrote: I tried to keep it PG-13...

Unless 'PG' stands for 'Puta Gorda', no...no you fucking well did not. Sick bastard. Smile
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