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Hall of wit and epicness.
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(December 5, 2013 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Clearly, the correct response to ol' Sheikh Yerbooty there is that the problem isn't with his cats or his uncovered meat. It's with the person who considers women to be meat that needs to be covered so as not to arouse the desires of predators. He must have borrowed the "blame the victim" card from the rapist priests. Because he said Sheikh Yerbooty. RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
December 5, 2013 at 8:00 pm
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2013 at 8:05 pm by Angrboda.)
(December 5, 2013 at 7:50 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote:(December 5, 2013 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Clearly, the correct response to ol' Sheikh Yerbooty there is that the problem isn't with his cats or his uncovered meat. It's with the person who considers women to be meat that needs to be covered so as not to arouse the desires of predators. He must have borrowed the "blame the victim" card from the rapist priests. [Caution: Song lyrics contain graphic references to sex and alternative sexual practices] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUq_T_Bhau8 (December 5, 2013 at 11:42 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote:(December 5, 2013 at 11:23 pm)BreadGod Wrote: Hello, sociopath. (December 5, 2013 at 7:02 pm)Kitanetos Wrote: I am a sociopath... (December 5, 2013 at 11:23 pm)BreadGod Wrote: Hello, sociopath. (December 6, 2013 at 2:15 am)apophenia Wrote:Epic context...(December 5, 2013 at 11:42 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: If you have a beef here, address it, report it, or get bent.
I found this epically hilarious
Sleepy Wrote:NoraBrimstone Wrote:(December 8, 2013 at 3:39 pm)Sleepy Wrote:NoraBrimstone Wrote:Hey, Sleepy, back to the whole marital rape-but-not-rape(butreallytotallyrape) thing. You say it works both ways, yes? So if you're married one day and your wife decides to get the dildo out and do you in the ass, it's still your duty to not reject her, right? So you're getting it in the ass whether you want it or not because it's a sin otherwise, isn't it? And if she forces that big hard dildo right up your tight asshole when you don't want her too, it's in no way rape or a violation of your body, yeah?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. (December 8, 2013 at 4:18 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I found this epically hilarious Ever have one of those moment where you suddenly stop and your like "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ!!!". Yea I had one of those too.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Pocaracas' commentary abilities are gold
(December 14, 2013 at 2:21 pm)pocaracas Wrote:(December 14, 2013 at 2:19 pm)Sleepy Wrote: Animals also kill and eat their own species and eat their own feces should we do that as well? Animals that do that demonstrates perfectly that they don't have intellect or morality, it's random behavior. No animals are homosexual though. Those tendencies may occur occasionally but no one individual animal is homosexual and rejects the opposite sex.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
December 16, 2013 at 10:53 pm
(This post was last modified: December 16, 2013 at 10:55 pm by Mystical.)
I thought this was just an epic, note worthy response.
(December 16, 2013 at 10:35 pm)rasetsu Wrote:(December 16, 2013 at 3:35 pm)Godschild Wrote: Just as if I went to Iran I would know that I need to accept where I am and not push to upset the people of Iran.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
I just had to add this retort by Minimalist, seeing as how he's spot on:
(December 18, 2013 at 9:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:In fact, 90% of the time it seems to go right over your head
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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