Hall of wit and epicness.

[freedomfromforum]

Fortunately my partner is as irreligious as me, although she doesn't get quite as worked up by weapons-grade bullshit as me.

"Weapons-grade bullshit"

[pineapplebunnybounce]

Clearly, the correct response to ol' Sheikh Yerbooty there is that the problem isn't with his cats or his uncovered meat. It's with the person who considers women to be meat that needs to be covered so as not to arouse the desires of predators. He must have borrowed the "blame the victim" card from the rapist priests.

Because he said Sheikh Yerbooty.

[Angrboda]

Clearly, the correct response to ol' Sheikh Yerbooty there is that the problem isn't with his cats or his uncovered meat. It's with the person who considers women to be meat that needs to be covered so as not to arouse the desires of predators. He must have borrowed the "blame the victim" card from the rapist priests.

Because he said Sheikh Yerbooty.

[Caution: Song lyrics contain graphic references to sex and alternative sexual practices]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUq_T_Bhau8

[Angrboda]

Hello, sociopath.

If you have a beef here, address it, report it, or get bent.

[freedomfromforum]

I am a sociopath...

Hello, sociopath.

If you have a beef here, address it, report it, or get bent.

Epic context...

[Mystical]

I found this epically hilarious

Hey, Sleepy, back to the whole marital rape-but-not-rape(butreallytotallyrape) thing. You say it works both ways, yes? So if you're married one day and your wife decides to get the dildo out and do you in the ass, it's still your duty to not reject her, right? So you're getting it in the ass whether you want it or not because it's a sin otherwise, isn't it? And if she forces that big hard dildo right up your tight asshole when you don't want her too, it's in no way rape or a violation of your body, yeah?

Come to Florida, let's tie the knot

You're threatening to rape me now? Reoprted!

Why are you playing hard to get with me liberal girls are usually easy

[Lemonvariable72]

I found this epically hilarious

Why are you playing hard to get with me liberal girls are usually easy

Ever have one of those moment where you suddenly stop and your like "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ!!!". Yea I had one of those too.

[Mystical]

Pocaracas' commentary abilities are gold

Animals also kill and eat their own species and eat their own feces should we do that as well? Animals that do that demonstrates perfectly that they don't have intellect or morality, it's random behavior. No animals are homosexual though. Those tendencies may occur occasionally but no one individual animal is homosexual and rejects the opposite sex.

Use your common sense.

Google "two girls one cup"... watch the video.
Come back.

[Mystical]

I thought this was just an epic, note worthy response.

Just as if I went to Iran I would know that I need to accept where I am and not push to upset the people of Iran.

I am one of "the people" you clueless, disenfranchising douche bag. But thanks for letting me know that you consider atheists and Hindus as having less say in the will of the people than Christians, at least in your view, anyway. Your analogy makes it clear that you consider that this country belongs to "the people" — meaning Christians, and that, according to you, if you aren't a Christian, you're only being tolerated. Well I've got news for you, asshole, we are every bit as much "the people" as you Christians are, and we don't have to "play the guest" with you because you don't fucking own this country. But thanks for making your views that non-Christians, to you, are second-class citizens, evident. Thank you for making that plain for all to see, fucked up as that view is. Now take your Christian privilege and shove it up your ass. I am not a guest here, Christian, any more than you are.

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[Doubting Thomas]

I just had to add this retort by Minimalist, seeing as how he's spot on:

In fact, 90% of the time it seems to go right over your head

That would be a significant improvement for Drippy.