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Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.

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Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
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Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 8:40 pm (This post was last modified: January 10, 2014 at 8:40 pm by GuidingYewty.)
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RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 9:24 pm (This post was last modified: January 10, 2014 at 9:28 pm by Chad32.)
1: I know the bible exists too! I just don't believe the supernatural claims that it makes. We know it's true because god is infallible, and we know he is because the bible says he is. Also I'm the sexiest man in the world, and I never lie. You know I never lie because I said I never lie.

2: Oh my god, if Europeans came to America, why are there still Europeans!? Also how did breathing into a clay golem give it flesh, blood, and bone?

3: Space has always been there. It's eternal.

4: The bible mentions talking animals. Also I could go on about all the things wrong with the Noah's Ark story. Why didn't they freeze to death or suffocate when the waters rose above Mount Everest? What did they eat after the flood, when everything was dead? especially the predators?

Dude, you're not even on the same board as us.
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RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 9:28 pm
Poe's law at its finest! Big Grin
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RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 9:31 pm
Poe? Figures. And I couldn't immediately tell because these are the kinds of things some christians would actually say. Thus, Poe's Law.
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RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 10:07 pm (This post was last modified: January 10, 2014 at 10:07 pm by Psykhronic.)
"God Hates Iceland" is probably the best thread I have ever read while stoned. This list is just kinda meh.
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RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 11:45 pm
Quote:Reason 11:

a. Atheists don't believe that anything created the universe.

b. This is silly because we exist! Something must have created us!

c. The Bible says that God created us.

d. So Christians are right!

Hard to believe people can be so stupid. After reading the first post I immediately thought it was satire.
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RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 11, 2014 at 4:56 am
THIS is poes law.

Originally poes law referred to religious extremism. That said the republicans are making it increasing hard to tell the difference between satire and news recently!
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RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 11, 2014 at 1:14 pm
Burgh. Reading that list makes my head hurt. Sad
Quote:We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!
assumes ideas b, c, and d are true with NO evidence, uses that to prove that idea a is true as well. Calls atheists dumb.

Ding ding we have a winner here, folks!!!
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RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 11, 2014 at 1:16 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 1:14 pm)azheathen Wrote: Burgh. Reading that list makes my head hurt. Sad
Quote:We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!
assumes ideas b, c, and d are true with NO evidence, uses that to prove that idea a is true as well. Calls atheists dumb.

Ding ding we have a winner here, folks!!!

Erm... Its a poe site :S
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January 11, 2014 at 1:27 pm
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