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Things That Are As Real As Unicorns

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Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
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Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
January 13, 2014 at 11:45 am
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...you get the ideaBig Grin
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
January 13, 2014 at 12:30 pm
Unicorns ARE real, and you can buy them from your local superstore for about $40. Big Grin

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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
January 13, 2014 at 12:37 pm
(January 13, 2014 at 12:30 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Unicorns ARE real, and you can buy them from your local superstore for about $40. Big Grin

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Is that beer the unicorn is squatting on?



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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
January 13, 2014 at 12:39 pm
(January 13, 2014 at 12:37 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Is that beer the unicorn is squatting on?
Yes, "Fancy Feast" beer Thinking looks like kitty food.
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
January 13, 2014 at 12:40 pm
(January 13, 2014 at 12:37 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Is that beer the unicorn is squatting on?

No, cat food. Who knew that's what they ate?
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
January 13, 2014 at 12:43 pm
No, it's cat food for my babiez:
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
August 27, 2016 at 4:14 pm
Unicorns ARE real. They're Scotland's national animal
Ayyyyyyy!
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
August 27, 2016 at 4:16 pm
(August 27, 2016 at 4:14 pm)CloverGrace Wrote: Unicorns ARE real. They're Scotland's national animal

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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
August 27, 2016 at 4:36 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2016 at 4:37 pm by Alex K.)
(August 27, 2016 at 4:16 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(August 27, 2016 at 4:14 pm)CloverGrace Wrote: Unicorns ARE real. They're Scotland's national animal

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It's not only a spectacular necro, it even seems like everyone in that newly unearthed past had completely missed the point of the OP!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Things That Are As Real As Unicorns
August 27, 2016 at 5:04 pm
You're right. Let's remedy that. Things as real as a unicorn: God.
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