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Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
#91
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Chad32 Wrote: We think she's a troll.

whos a troll?
xR34P3Rx
it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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#92
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Chad32 Wrote: We think she's a troll.

I'm getting that impression.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#93
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
Sinnersburninhell100.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#94
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
"Forced" to see... Keep your eyes tightly shut - you don't have to "see" anything. Problem solved. You're welcome.
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#95
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

And there's the proof that this person is a poe.
Good job, you fooled us all for a while.
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#96
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 8:07 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Sinnersburninhell100.

yea, no one could be that stupid... only this guy
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xR34P3Rx
it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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#97
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 8:06 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Chad32 Wrote: We think she's a troll.

I'm getting that impression.

What was your first clue
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#98
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 7:06 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 6:52 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: There wouldn't be any atheists if his deity could speak for itself

Rhetorical question.

Tongue

My bad!
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#99
RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Wunsbee Wrote: She comes from a Catholic bubble, so I don't think she has.


That is a positive, no physical harm done.

If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

*Daughter

I really hope you're trolling, hahaha
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RE: Forced to see a Minister.... UGHHH
(January 17, 2014 at 12:17 am)Wunsbee Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: If you were my son I would kick your atheist ass out. You will burn in hell if you do not accept Christ into your heart. I hope you have no siblings to corrupt you filthy sinner. You have closed your mind and heart to God I will pray for you.

*Daughter

I really hope you're trolling, hahaha

:S errm ..... No I don't think sbih is Wunsbee.

Still, I am glad you stood your ground with this priest/ minister issue.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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