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only Catholics go to Heaven

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only Catholics go to Heaven
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only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 6:27 am
Only Catholics are true believers and therefore will go to Heaven. All non-catholics are reprobate unbelievers because though some may claim to believe in Christ, the reality is that they reject his teachings and therefore are "unbelievers". Calvinists and all other protestants are "unbelievers". All protestants, jews, muslims, hindus, buddhists and atheists etc... will be cast into the eternal torments of hell. This link to that debate below proves that only Catholics are true "BELIEVERS" who will receive eternal life in Heaven, while all others are "UNBELIEVERS" you will be casts into the fires of Hell.

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Extra Ecclesium Nulla Salus(Outside the Catholic Church There is No Salvation)
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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 6:33 am
Will somebody please get me a shovel and a mop. RC_Dave invited hiimself in and took a big shit in the foyer before saying hello.
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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 6:33 am
Indubitably
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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 6:42 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2014 at 6:42 am by Ryantology.)
And in the end, it was the entire post being bolded that really convinced me to finally stop living in sin. Only words inspired by the Holy Spirit could lie within all of that markup. Amen.
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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 6:50 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2014 at 6:50 am by Shaggy.)
I'm just glad we finally found the right religion. After thousands and thousands of religions that claimed to be the right one, we finally found the one that really is.

Christians can't even agree amongst themselves about how to worship the same god, from the same book. How are we supposed to take it seriously?
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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 7:23 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2014 at 7:23 am by Sejanus.)
Just go molest some kids or something.
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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 7:40 am
Ok, I'll join your organisation.

Does this mean I can molest little boys with a clear conscious now?
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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 7:41 am
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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 8:00 am
And they made poor Mary almost a non character. About the only time Jesus' mom is mentioned after the birth was when she went to greet him and he brushed her off with "my followers are my family". Poor woman. At least the catholics made her a saint. But some protestants think they worship Mary instead of Jesus.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 8:31 am
(January 30, 2014 at 8:00 am)Chad32 Wrote: And they made poor Mary almost a non character. About the only time Jesus' mom is mentioned after the birth was when she went to greet him and he brushed her off with "my followers are my family". Poor woman. At least the catholics made her a saint. But some protestants think they worship Mary instead of Jesus.

They don't? Confusedhock:

Tell that to these nuns of Slaves of the Immaculate Heart of Mary in the nunnery in my town.

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