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only Catholics go to Heaven
#31
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 4:54 pm)RC_Dave33 Wrote: I've noticed that all the replies from you atheists are foolish and silly comments. You atheist heathens have nothing to offer, but instead are immoral, prideful and arrogant reprobates on the road to damnation in the fires of hell. The only hope for you is to believe, repent of your sins and be water baptized into God's one true Holy Catholic Church before the end of your lives.

Only Catholics go to heaven when they die. This Youtube video proves that I am correct....

I can't speak for anyone else, but to me the term "atheist heathen" is a redundancy. As an atheist is one who holds no belief in god/s, he or she is a heathen - one who belongs to no religion - by default. The only reason I can see for you to employ the phrase in the way you did is in the perjorative sense. In which case, kindly knock it off.

Of course, seeing as you are a hatefilled troll with all the endearing qualities of a half-chewed pubic louse, your opinions of us as "immoral, prideful and arrogant reprobates" rank some way below Herman Göring's position in the 1940 Miss Europe Contest.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#32
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 5:07 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 6:27 am)RC_Dave33 Wrote: Only Catholics are true believers and therefore will go to Heaven.

You ever read the scriptures, what you are saying is not Biblical, it's just the sad catholic spew from the top of the chain.

GC

You know when you're a troll when your fellow delusional fucktard takes issue with your posting. Dodgy
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#33
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 4:54 pm)RC_Dave33 Wrote: I've noticed that all the replies from you atheists are foolish and silly comments. You atheist heathens have nothing to offer, but instead are immoral, prideful and arrogant reprobates on the road to damnation in the fires of hell. The only hope for you is to believe, repent of your sins and be water baptized into God's one true Holy Catholic Church before the end of your lives.

Only Catholics go to heaven when they die. This Youtube video proves that I am correct....


Well there's not a lot else we can say. Obviously we don't believe in Yahweh, Jesus, or hell, and we don't think too much about an organization that has rampant sodomy due to forcing celibacy from priests while not castrating them so they won't have those distracting hormones that cause them to sodomize children. You build opulent cathedrals, despite Jesus saying it's harder for a rich man to get into heaven than a camel through the eye of the needle.

If my post about you not being as convincing due to not typing in caps bothers you, and you want something more serious, there it is. You don't have any more evidence than protestants, and you have problems with sodomy and the hording of wealth. Castrating your priests and giving up the wealth won't prove the existence of god, but it will go farther to give catholics a good name.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#34
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 5:07 pm)Godschild Wrote: You ever read the scriptures, what you are saying is not Biblical, it's just the sad catholic spew from the top of the chain.

GC

Catholics do read the Bible, and deserve a bit of credit in that they jettison a lot of the ridiculous bullshit. Not all of it though, sadly.
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#35
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 6:27 am)RC_Dave33 Wrote: Only Catholics are true believers and therefore will go to Heaven. All non-catholics are reprobate unbelievers because though some may claim to believe in Christ, the reality is that they reject his teachings and therefore are "unbelievers". Calvinists and all other protestants are "unbelievers". All protestants, jews, muslims, hindus, buddhists and atheists etc... will be cast into the eternal torments of hell. This link to that debate below proves that only Catholics are true "BELIEVERS" who will receive eternal life in Heaven, while all others are "UNBELIEVERS" you will be casts into the fires of Hell.

<snip!>

Extra Ecclesium Nulla Salus(Outside the Catholic Church There is No Salvation)

Well, the Catholics have certainly made Earth a hell wherever they hold influence.

Now, do the world a favour and piss off.

And I bet this atheist has done more to help people that you have,

ANd that's likely true of the majority of atheists: they're likely to have done more to help people than many believers.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#36
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
Funny, I often hear the same about Catholics from Protestants.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#37
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 4:54 pm)RC_Dave33 Wrote: I've noticed that all the replies from you atheists are foolish and silly comments. You atheist heathens have nothing to offer, but instead are immoral, prideful and arrogant reprobates on the road to damnation in the fires of hell. The only hope for you is to believe, repent of your sins and be water baptized into God's one true Holy Catholic Church before the end of your lives.

Only Catholics go to heaven when they die. This Youtube video proves that I am correct....
So.... not a hit&run, after all! good! Excellent!

I'm having some trouble with your words... could you help?
The difficult words are:
- heathens
- damnation
- hell
- sins
- baptized
- God
- Holy
- heaven

Please help.
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#38
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 6:21 pm)pocaracas Wrote: So.... not a hit&run, after all! good! Excellent!

..but banned. Sorry! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#39
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 6:25 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 6:21 pm)pocaracas Wrote: So.... not a hit&run, after all! good! Excellent!

..but banned. Sorry! Big Grin


Fwooooooosh!

ROFLOL
Dying to live, living to die.
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#40
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 6:25 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 6:21 pm)pocaracas Wrote: So.... not a hit&run, after all! good! Excellent!

..but banned. Sorry! Big Grin

awww Sad
I thought you were going to give the guy another chance...
And I was really looking forward to his definitions for those strange words he was using... Sad
You mean mods!
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