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only Catholics go to Heaven
houseofcantor Offline
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#41
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 6:36 pm
(January 30, 2014 at 6:30 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 6:25 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: ..but banned. Sorry! Big Grin

awww Sad

Shhh!
To fill the void of your loss:

"Everything transforms reckless love"
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#42
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 6:48 pm
(January 30, 2014 at 6:36 pm)houseofcantor Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 6:30 pm)pocaracas Wrote: awww Sad

Shhh!
To fill the void of your loss:

"Everything transforms reckless love"

ROFLOL

bbut not good enough... I want to answer and get feedback.
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#43
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 7:05 pm
(January 30, 2014 at 6:36 pm)houseofcantor Wrote: Shhh!
To fill the void of your loss:

"Everything transforms reckless love"

The website Wrote:The secret of the universe requires humble sexual energy

Your heart meditates on karmic force fields

Eternal stillness is the ground of spontaneous actions

Perception is the continuity of self-righteous joy

Information nurtures unique silence

Existence is rooted in an expression of farts
And for one that actually makes sense:
The website Wrote:Your consciousness depends on an abundance of neural networks
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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Kayenneh Offline
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#44
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 7:07 pm
Darkstar Wrote:Existence is rooted in an expression of farts

Holy shit, this is epic! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#45
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 7:20 pm
(January 30, 2014 at 6:48 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 6:36 pm)houseofcantor Wrote: Shhh!
To fill the void of your loss:

"Everything transforms reckless love"

ROFLOL

bbut not good enough... I want to answer and get feedback.

Obviously...

wait for it...

you're not praying hard enough.
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#46
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 7:24 pm
Only now that RC_Dave is enjoying his bliss in AF.org afterlife does he realize that he has plenty of non-Catholic company.
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#47
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 7:25 pm
(January 30, 2014 at 7:20 pm)houseofcantor Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 6:48 pm)pocaracas Wrote: ROFLOL

bbut not good enough... I want to answer and get feedback.

Obviously...

wait for it...

you're not praying hard enough.

I did... ask through the proper channels.... but some mod cut my link... GRRRR
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#48
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 7:35 pm
So he's gone. Not surprising. Probably just a troll anyway, since he insisted on typing in bold. Probably felt he was being original, since it wasn't the more common all caps post.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#49
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 9:04 pm
(January 30, 2014 at 4:54 pm)RC_Dave33 Wrote: Only Catholics go to heaven when they die.

Only Vikings go to Valhalla. So?
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#50
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
January 30, 2014 at 9:39 pm (This post was last modified: January 30, 2014 at 9:40 pm by Ryantology.)
I choose to believe that the RC in his name stands for "remote controlled" given his apparent predilection towards repeating cliches like a mindless automaton.
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