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only Catholics go to Heaven
#11
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
I would assume they aren't mainstream. There will always be groups that focus more on a particular thing than most people, like the Westboro Baptist Church.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 6:27 am)RC_Dave33 Wrote: Only Catholics are true believers and therefore will go to Heaven. All non-catholics are reprobate unbelievers because though some may claim to believe in Christ, the reality is that they reject his teachings and therefore are "unbelievers". Calvinists and all other protestants are "unbelievers". All protestants, jews, muslims, hindus, buddhists and atheists etc... will be cast into the eternal torments of hell. This link to that debate below proves that only Catholics are true "BELIEVERS" who will receive eternal life in Heaven, while all others are "UNBELIEVERS" you will be casts into the fires of Hell.

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Extra Ecclesium Nulla Salus(Outside the Catholic Church There is No Salvation)

Welcome

And thank the gods (old and new that they do!) what a boring fucking place it would be. Personal preference is to go to hell since it has been scientifically hypothesised that is is a much most climatically pleasant place and with all the scientists that are supposed now to reside there it is probably air-conditioned by now and with all the BEST musicians now residing there it has the best music and the best food and the best most intelligent company than heaven would ever have with only cataholics ONLY going to heaven.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#13
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
Well, it's your fantasy. You can say brown people don't get into heaven if you like.

The important thing, which you have failed to provide, is why anyone else should give a shit.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#14
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 6:27 am)RC_Dave33 Wrote: Only Catholics are true believers and therefore will go to Heaven. All non-catholics are reprobate unbelievers because though some may claim to believe in Christ, the reality is that they reject his teachings and therefore are "unbelievers". Calvinists and all other protestants are "unbelievers". All protestants, jews, muslims, hindus, buddhists and atheists etc... will be cast into the eternal torments of hell. This link to that debate below proves that only Catholics are true "BELIEVERS" who will receive eternal life in Heaven, while all others are "UNBELIEVERS" you will be casts into the fires of Hell.

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#15
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 8:31 am)Chas Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 8:00 am)Chad32 Wrote: And they made poor Mary almost a non character. About the only time Jesus' mom is mentioned after the birth was when she went to greet him and he brushed her off with "my followers are my family". Poor woman. At least the catholics made her a saint. But some protestants think they worship Mary instead of Jesus.

They don't? Confusedhock:

Tell that to these nuns of Slaves of the Immaculate Heart of Mary in the nunnery in my town.

Quote:Slaves of the Immaculate Heart of Mary, a unique traditional religious Order living the spirituality of Saint Louis Marie de Montfort's "True Devotion to Mary" through Total Consecration.
Or Lourdes...

Images of Lourdes
Sum ergo sum
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#16
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
Did u say catlicks are true believers?
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#17
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
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#18
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
Communion wafers and onion dip, anybody? I think this is cause for celebration.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#19
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
That post provided so much sound logic and empirical evidence...I think I just might convert!

...said no one ever...
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#20
RE: only Catholics go to Heaven
(January 30, 2014 at 11:32 am)ThePinsir Wrote: That post provided so much sound logic and empirical evidence...I think I just might convert!

...said no one ever...

But it was in bold and everything! Maybe if it was in all caps AND bold, it would be even more convincing.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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