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Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
Tripwire Offline
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Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 9:37 pm
Hey low-intelligence atheists, I finally proved God is real. If God's not real...then who wrote The Bible?!?!?!?!
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 9:38 pm
Ha! That's funny.
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 9:39 pm
(January 31, 2014 at 9:37 pm)Tripwire Wrote: Hey low-intelligence atheists, I finally proved God is real. If God's not real...then who wrote The Bible?!?!?!?!

I never thought of it that way. I'm convinced, of course I have to pretend its not the case so I can carry on sinning.
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 9:40 pm
People that had voices in their head (schizophrenic).
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 9:41 pm
God is real, I hear him inside my head, and inside other parts of me. Smile
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 9:57 pm
(January 31, 2014 at 9:40 pm)KUSA Wrote: People that had voices in their head (schizophrenic).

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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 9:58 pm (This post was last modified: January 31, 2014 at 9:58 pm by Tripwire.)
HAIL GOD! FOR I LOVEEEEE YOU!
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 9:58 pm
(January 31, 2014 at 9:41 pm)Tripwire Wrote: God is real, I hear him inside my head, and inside other parts of me. Smile
Are you fucking him? Dude, that's kinda gay. Angel
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 10:00 pm
God is groovy.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 10:00 pm
(January 31, 2014 at 9:58 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:
(January 31, 2014 at 9:41 pm)Tripwire Wrote: God is real, I hear him inside my head, and inside other parts of me. Smile
Are you fucking him? Dude, that's kinda gay. Angel
GOD PUTS HIS BODY, inside of mineeeeeeee... Smile
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