I like to talk about cosmic Jewish zombies who dig it when you eat their flesh and drink their blood.

(March 14, 2014 at 3:49 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: I like to talk about cosmic Jewish zombies who dig it when you eat their flesh and drink their blood.

Now that's weird. Next thing you're going to tell me that you also talk about talking snakes and dead people coming back to life.

(March 14, 2014 at 4:17 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:

(March 14, 2014 at 3:49 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: I like to talk about cosmic Jewish zombies who dig it when you eat their flesh and drink their blood.

Now that's weird. Next thing you're going to tell me that you also talk about talking snakes and dead people coming back to life.

"Hey, Butthead, this book kicks ass. There's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong." --Beavis

Some people around here even talk about an old guy banging a 9 year old who then proceeds to convince a bunch of other crazy guys to go to war over some desert land... and this guy takes some time to write about the night visits he gets of some other guy when they're both in a cave... and in the end he hops on a flying horse and just floats away...


Think you can top that?

(March 14, 2014 at 5:58 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Think you can top that?

Once upon a time, Xenu, the overlord for this section of the galaxy, had a problem....it was becoming overpopulated.

So, he decided to get as many citizens as possible to show up for a tax audit. But! It was a trick! He froze them (billions of them) with ethylene glycol, transported their frozen bodies to Earth in space planes, stacked the bodies around volcanoes like firewood and then set up nuclear bombs in the volcanoes! BOOM!

It will cost you $500 to learn what happens next.

Paypal cheerfully accepted.

Payable to /b/

(March 14, 2014 at 12:42 pm)Faith No More Wrote: The staff is suspicious of you because you had already signed up under another name.

Why the need for two accounts?

And it would be wise to answer your PM's.

I'm in a Public Library dude! Could you tell me the IP address to my "other account." I moved to Montana from Minnesota seven weeks ago to get clean. I did alot of drugs there so anything is possible. I am a member of forums I dont even know the name of, the username, or the password.

Somebody sent me a link to something I posted on a body building forum and I had no recollection of being a member to any body-building forum.

Also, this is a public library so I'd be surprised if someone else visiting this library registered with the same IP address.

I got kicked out of where I was in MInnesota for getting high often

Let me know if the font size for this was okay or did it piss you off or make your head hurt!?!

Please, could someone tell me how I can tell who is a staff member speaking to me and who isn't?

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(March 14, 2014 at 3:37 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:

(March 14, 2014 at 12:32 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I got banned from a Protestant Apologetics forum without getting one post in because my name was the Used ColostomybagSalesman.

LOL, this made my day. I think it was the idea of someone actually selling used colostomy bags.

Fuck Yeah! Someone I see eye to eye with. He/she gets rep points for that

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(March 14, 2014 at 3:48 pm)LastPoet Wrote: You can talk, but do so engaging in meanfull discussion and please use normal font as you did here. You might be a little crazy, like everyone else, but try to be reasonable and communicate with others, the purpose of our forums.

The meaning of a warning is not to make a delayed sentence, but a wish that the user tries to hear what we are telling him and adapt himself to this community. Does this make sense to you?

I think it makes sense but what is meaningful discussion for me can be necrophilia, masturbation, bestiality, fucking trees, and putting gerbils and goldfish up my ass..

It would put a twinkle in my eye, make my fanny rosy, and put semen stains in my underwear if I could discuss those topics.

However, if that is not discussion that is aloud here I'll try my damndest to avoid it. Thanks!

One of the reasons I'm depressed and suicidal is because I have hobbies and interests that I'm not aloud to disclose to anyone. I do go to the confession booth and mention some of this shit. I cussed out a priest in the confessional once. LOL

Could I please receive some votes as to whether or not the above would be good topics of discussion?

Gratias fratres!

Hey, whatever floats you boat, but, I hereby formally protest on behalf of the gerbils. That's not cool

Why do you use larger fonts?
Compensating for something?

IF you just want to see things bigger, try CTRL++. CTRL+0 returns to normal.

(March 14, 2014 at 7:06 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Why do you use larger fonts?
Compensating for something?

IF you just want to see things bigger, try CTRL++. CTRL+0 returns to normal.

The larger fonts are to place emphasis on what's being said and easier to read.

I was in a correctional facility where we showered together and people told me my cock is big in proportion the the size of my body. I'm 5/6 tall 130IBs 6 and a half inch long dick when hard. My medication makes it shrivel now but that's okay cuz I'm trying to be chaste. All for the virgin mary you know?