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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 12, 2014 at 12:38 am
(April 11, 2014 at 9:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I have been sharing the Scriptures and trying to answer these questions. You can respectfully disagree with me but brushing me off as unintelligent is unintelligent.
Isn't it exceedingly unintelligent to believe in an
ALLL KNOWING,
ALLLL POWERFUL
inVISible being who is everywherrrrrrre
who created the WHOLE universe
who is perrrrfect in EVERY way
who was never born and will never die
who watches over all 7 BILLION people 24 hours a day, even when they're sitting on the toilet, picking their nose, or having strange sex.
And who lives in another dimension called heaven?
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 12, 2014 at 1:19 am
(April 11, 2014 at 9:30 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (April 11, 2014 at 7:54 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Yeah, that would mean Mary was an unwed mother, even if she eventually married her child's father. If I'm not mistaken, that still qualifies as a "bastard child" but those more versed on archaic sexual mores might be able to educate me. I'm sorry but I don't follow your line of reasoning. God the Father is the Father of Jesus. Mary is the mother of the man Jesus. Joseph was married to Mary. Joseph helped raise Him. So, it's good that you can admit that jebus was a bastard.
Dictionary.com | bastard | bas·tard | noun
1. a person born of unmarried parents*; an illegitimate child.
*in this case, gawd and Mary
Mirriam Webster | bastard | bas·tard | noun \ˈbas-tərd\
1: an illegitimate child
How can your "savior" save anybody or do anything in the name of his "father" if he can't, according to the laws set forth by his own gawd/father, even worship his own gawd/father?!?
Deuteronomy 23:2 "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation"
On top of that, according to christer tradition, the sin of being a bastard sticks to the child just as much as it does to the parents. So, not only could he not worship gawd, he wasn't even without sin as the christer church would have us believe.
I'd love to hear an explanation to this that doesn't rely on special pleading to get it done. Personally, I don't think you can do it.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 12, 2014 at 2:17 am
Quote: God the Father is the Father of Jesus. Mary is the mother of the man Jesus. Joseph was married to Mary. Joseph helped raise Him.
Quote:cuck·old
: a man whose wife has sex with someone else : a man's whose wife commits adultery
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 12, 2014 at 3:38 am
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 12, 2014 at 3:42 am
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 12, 2014 at 4:23 pm
(April 11, 2014 at 10:20 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: It's like arguing with the talking clock.
There is a major difference though. At least with the speaking clock you get useful, coherent information.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 13, 2014 at 3:16 pm
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(April 12, 2014 at 12:38 am)Jiggerj Wrote: (April 11, 2014 at 9:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I have been sharing the Scriptures and trying to answer these questions. You can respectfully disagree with me but brushing me off as unintelligent is unintelligent.
Isn't it exceedingly unintelligent to believe in an
ALLL KNOWING,
ALLLL POWERFUL
inVISible being who is everywherrrrrrre
who created the WHOLE universe
who is perrrrfect in EVERY way
who was never born and will never die
who watches over all 7 BILLION people 24 hours a day, even when they're sitting on the toilet, picking their nose, or having strange sex.
And who lives in another dimension called heaven?
Yes, what's your point?
(April 11, 2014 at 9:43 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: (April 11, 2014 at 9:30 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Joseph was married to Mary. Nope.
Quote:Matt 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
Mary and Joseph had kids together after Christ's birth.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 13, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Yep, their names were Bull and Shit.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 13, 2014 at 3:26 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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