Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 28, 2025, 2:29 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
I believe in god so berate me.

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
I believe in god so berate me.
Whateverist Away Donators
Known religious sympathizer/accomodationist
*****
Religious Views: Be civil or die!
Posts: 23918
Threads: 300
Joined: June 25, 2011
Reputation: 150
#1
I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 9:08 am
Thread title as humor. That is all.
Find
Reply
Rampant.A.I. Offline
The sky looks pissed
***
Religious Views: Agnostic
Posts: 1946
Threads: 17
Joined: February 6, 2014
Reputation: 18
#2
I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 12:11 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2014 at 12:11 pm by Rampant.A.I..)
[Image: tumblr_inline_mf7cieblfG1qltqg1.gif]
Find
Reply
zebo-the-fat Online
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 3413
Threads: 180
Joined: April 29, 2012
Reputation: 24
#3
RE: I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 12:32 pm
.........No!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

Find
Reply
Bad Writer Offline
Resident Prose Slayer
****
Religious Views: De facto atheist
Posts: 2921
Threads: 26
Joined: June 25, 2013
Reputation: 41
#4
RE: I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 12:43 pm
Why do I hate God so much?
[Image: 10314461_875206779161622_3907189760171701548_n.jpg]
Find
Reply
Anomalocaris Offline
Stem arthropod
*****
Religious Views: None
Posts: 19789
Threads: 57
Joined: September 24, 2010
Reputation: 85
#5
RE: I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 12:50 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2014 at 12:52 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Since we are to berate you, you are hereby berated.

Now expiate your shame by casting christian babies into the burning caldron of Baal, and swear upon the beating hearts cut out of the bosom of Christian virgins that you will henceforth be forever vigilant of any relapse of monotheism.
Find
Reply
JesusHChrist Offline
Thunder Thighs
****
Religious Views: Christian Satanist
Posts: 2962
Threads: 44
Joined: March 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#6
RE: I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 12:55 pm
"Nice" sweater....lol
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 91
#7
RE: I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 1:03 pm
I shit on christ's nail holes in your honor.
Find
Reply
LastPoet Offline
Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)
*****
Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
Posts: 18503
Threads: 79
Joined: May 29, 2010
Reputation: 125
#8
RE: I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 1:27 pm
Consider yourself berated. Now, is that virgin mary hot or what?
Find
Reply
Anomalocaris Offline
Stem arthropod
*****
Religious Views: None
Posts: 19789
Threads: 57
Joined: September 24, 2010
Reputation: 85
#9
RE: I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 1:28 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 1:27 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Consider yourself berated. Now, is that virgin mary hot or what?


I heard her loins were hot before she became frigid.
Find
Reply
LastPoet Offline
Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)
*****
Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
Posts: 18503
Threads: 79
Joined: May 29, 2010
Reputation: 125
#10
RE: I believe in god so berate me.
May 17, 2014 at 1:33 pm
I've born 2000 years later, if I was around at the time there would be no virgins Big Grin
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
I believe in god so berate me.

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  If there is a God(s) it/they clearly don't want us to believe in them, no? Duty 12 2014 April 5, 2020 at 8:36 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  For those who believe the god of abraham was behind the big bang or evolution android17ak47 49 11400 November 1, 2018 at 10:52 am
Last Post: Abaddon_ire
  List of reasons to believe God exists? henryp 428 109630 January 21, 2018 at 2:56 am
Last Post: Abaddon_ire
  Look i don't really care if you believe or don't believe Ronia 20 9287 August 25, 2017 at 4:28 am
Last Post: ignoramus
  People assuming you believe in a God Der/die AtheistIn 35 13036 July 19, 2017 at 10:24 am
Last Post: Astonished
  Theist Posters: Why do you believe your God exists? SuperSentient 65 18016 March 15, 2017 at 7:56 am
Last Post: Cyberman
Question Why disbelievers believe? They believe in so called “God of the gaps”. theBorg 49 10603 August 27, 2016 at 12:25 pm
Last Post: bennyboy
  Why do you actually believe in God? Veritas_Vincit 162 26048 July 10, 2016 at 6:55 pm
Last Post: LivingNumbers6.626
  Even if you choose not to believe in god, you’re actually believing in god Blueyedlion 160 24587 June 5, 2016 at 6:07 am
Last Post: robvalue
  What proof would it take for me to believe in god? Lemonvariable72 37 10201 October 17, 2015 at 10:46 am
Last Post: IATIA



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)