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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

(May 3, 2010 at 10:46 am)KawaiiKoneko Wrote: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Five pounds of wood. Next!

Please describe, in some detail.... you're awesome qualities

(May 3, 2010 at 10:50 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Please describe, in some detail.... you're awesomoe qualities

I am a narcissist ^_^ A very cute one at that. I think i'm the world's cutest narcissist How could anyone be a better narcissist than me? It isn't possible

I'm also very sexy. I am the sexiest woman alive. So sexy, i don't even need boobs, or a vagina, or even a pretty face to get people laid And on top of that I'm simply adorable People ask me, "what's your secret?"... and I tell them to stand naked in a barrel of sardines under the new moon at midnight, singing songs about frog spawn go jump in a lake. THen when they go jump in a lake, i tell them how sexy they are, bring them to their date, leave them, and listen to the tears

Oh, and I am the cutest girl in the whole universe There is nothing that need be said of it... i am simply the cutest one

I am also not limited in sexuality unlike most people claim to be. I am personasexual, bisexual, and lots of other sexuals! ^_^ I'm the world's biggest pervert! Other people are so close minded... I am the world's most open minded person! You want to be as open minded as me? Well:

Tough luck. You just can't be as open minded as me, it is not possible.

I think this is a good list for now, ask for more, and ye shall receive!

You seem extremely sane to me. Why do you think that you're crazy?

What is your least favorite activity? x3

(May 3, 2010 at 11:15 am)Caecilian Wrote: You seem extremely sane to me. Why do you think that you're crazy?

Well it happened one time that some sort of Malaysian tiger that traveled to the moon aboard a jet powered tea kettle to turn the sky orange and with much fuzz to rain down across the surface of Mars because the Martian Elephants are in bloom this season of the year because it is dolphin mating season which causes a gastric imbalance in a yellow skittle thus the revolutions of Earth giving the illusion of the sun rising and causing a rat's left ankle to execute a tricky maneuver of moving a rock from the bottom of the ocean to Pluto via squirkiness.

It was really really weird...

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(May 3, 2010 at 11:15 am)KawaiiKoneko Wrote: What is your least favorite activity? x3

Hmmm... I'd say it's a tie between three.

1: Excretion of solid waste after digestion. That is not fun.

2: Setnet fishing in the summer... that is not fun.

3: Being bored and depressed at the same time: that is not fun.

Why are you trying so hard to seem insane when you're actually not?

Is it not true that the least sane people don't even have to try? (i.e.: me).

EvF

(May 3, 2010 at 11:42 am)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: Why are you trying so hard to seem insane when you're actually not?

I'm trying to seem insane? I counter: what makes you think so?

And yes, I am insane

Quote:Is it not true that the least sane people don't even have to try? (i.e.: me).

EvF

You are plenty sane I don't have to try, if that's what you were insinuating...

In fact: i have to try to NOT seem insane