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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 12:22 am
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(June 12, 2014 at 12:35 pm)One Above All Wrote: I guess the Bible's good for something after all, aside from toilet paper, burning, target practice, and other destructive ends.
Don't forget rolling paper. Buy-bull pages make for sweet joints! 
Not that I would know. A buddy told me. 
(June 12, 2014 at 11:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: This is what Jesus said of him...
Joh_8:44 You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
For fucks sake, who cares what one fictional character said about another. You actually take this shit to heart?!? You're even dumber than your comments make you sound!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 12:27 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 12:29 am
(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. "In this day you shall surely die"
Adam & Eve (allegedly) lived over 900 years. Fuck you.
(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God is love. Not the one you suck off. It's an evil, murdering, immoral monster.
(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Jebus is fiction.
Quit preaching, asshole.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 2:56 am
Seriously Rev. 777
SEEK MEDICAL HELP!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 3:53 am
(June 12, 2014 at 11:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (June 12, 2014 at 11:15 am)Irrational Wrote: Dude, give it up. I can clearly see through you.
Then you must possess supernatural powers
You can say that again.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 4:55 am
(June 12, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: When it comes to pass I hope you survived and your view of the Holy Scriptures lead to your salvation.
Why would something that's holey (by the way, you misspelled "holey") save me? It's full of holes, isn't it? Like Swiss cheese, only not as tasty. And save me from what? Do you believe I fear mythology or lies? Even if it were true, what makes you think I fear death and/or Death?
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 5:17 am
(June 12, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I would say Satan is the second most intelligent force in the universe. Way more clever and intelligent then we. He deceives the whole world in rejecting the Truth. Obviously, he easily accomplished his goal on this board. Except for you, of course. He's just not clever enough for you.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 7:23 am
Rev, would you please address, or at least acknowledge, my question from page 9? I'll reprint it so you don't have to dig for it:
In what way am I deceived, and who (if anyone) has been doing the deceiving? To what purpose?
Thank you. Oh, and if you could formulate your reply in your own words and not copypasta a storybook, that'd be great.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 9:12 am
(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.
Kim jun un never lies, it is not in his character to lie. We know this because Kim jun un tells us this. Kim jun un is love. North Korea is best Korea. The western world is wicked from the pride found in its heart.
Rev, i'm going to ask a few questions and i woud prefer you answer them. To be clear a question will end with this symbol '?'.
Does Kim jun un always tell the truth?
Is Kim jun un good?
How do you know?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 13, 2014 at 9:18 am
(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you think God is scared of man that is laughable. When Jesus returns what are evil men gonna do, shoot a nuclear bomb at Him? That is a joke. 
All we'll need to do, is roll up in our Chariots of Iron and nail that sumbitch to a cross again. Worked before. Will work again. That's science bitch!
Send his ass packing back up to heaven. Go on! Git!
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