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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Nor has he addressed my post.

He's not engaging in discussion. Mostly throwing ignorant crap over the wall and running away.
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(June 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Nor has he addressed my post.

He's not engaging in discussion. Mostly throwing ignorant crap over the wall and running away.

He quit engaging in discussion a long time ago.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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If there was a discussion, I must have blinked and missed it. A little acknowledgment would be nice though, even if it's "fuck off and quit bugging me."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev7774 Horsemen

What christ ?

There is no proof that the christ EVER lived - there is NO mention of him in ANY document that we have from his supposed time - none at all. I have as much reason to believe that Harry Potter saved the world - than the christ ever existed.

So - you may claim that the fairy tales of the bible say things - but to claim they were actually said by the christ - has not been established. In fact - you cannot even prove who wrote the bible books themselves. For example - writing analysis shows that the book of John was written by at least 3 and possibly four different persons - prove who those four are!

As far as the Ark - that is just another fairy tale of Judaism that is not true - just as your religion is NOT true as well. The bible is a bunch of fairy tales - many of which are PROVEN not to be true - so quoting from fairy tales gets you nowhere. Prove your statement using documents outside of a religious created tome - there are lots of other similar books that don't agree with you.

AND we HAVE been give NO REASON to trust you - whoever you are.

People have been claiming the end of time - the flood - etc - for More years than the bible implies the earth has existed. And to date - all of those people have died without the claimed result.
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John Wycliffe wrote the Bible. No one really had it before he came along. The Catholics supposedly had one but they never showed it to anyone so they could have been faking it.
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(June 14, 2014 at 3:35 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: John Wycliffe wrote the Bible. No one really had it before he came along. The Catholics supposedly had one but they never showed it to anyone so they could have been faking it.

Sarcasm? Or you're being serious?
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(June 14, 2014 at 4:54 am)Irrational Wrote:
(June 14, 2014 at 3:35 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: John Wycliffe wrote the Bible. No one really had it before he came along. The Catholics supposedly had one but they never showed it to anyone so they could have been faking it.

Sarcasm? Or you're being serious?

When you consider how the ministers of the world cut and paste parts of the bible and ignore others like the plague - and then claim WE take things out of context. The fact is - the bible is nothing more than a collection of fictional stories from unknown authors - some of which could not have been written within 200 years of the supposed time of the christ.

Example - the word "Rabbi" was not used until after the second century - yet it appears in the bible - HOW? Because the bible is nonsense
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(June 14, 2014 at 7:28 am)ThomM Wrote:
(June 14, 2014 at 4:54 am)Irrational Wrote: Sarcasm? Or you're being serious?

When you consider how the ministers of the world cut and paste parts of the bible and ignore others like the plague - and then claim WE take things out of context. The fact is - the bible is nothing more than a collection of fictional stories from unknown authors - some of which could not have been written within 200 years of the supposed time of the christ.

Example - the word "Rabbi" was not used until after the second century - yet it appears in the bible - HOW? Because the bible is nonsense

This is some extreme skepticism you have there. Is it warranted, though? Or is it out of a strong bias?

Rabbi may have been orally used prior to what you're suggesting, or it may have had a different meaning in the NT. Either way, this isn't a good support for what you're arguing given other evidence pointing to the NT being written in the first century. Otherwise, this is all one big conspiracy, and I'm against that sort of thinking if it's not warranted by the evidence.
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(June 14, 2014 at 3:35 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: John Wycliffe wrote the Bible. No one really had it before he came along. The Catholics supposedly had one but they never showed it to anyone so they could have been faking it.

Manuscripts, manuscripts...Mr Wycliff translated

(June 12, 2014 at 4:00 pm)Starvald Demelain Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age.

Yes, vague messages that could describe basically any time after the agricultural revolution are a sure fire way to know when the end is coming.

(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse.


Nigh on every generation says this. Jerkoff

(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime.

Such drivel has been uttered by nearly every Christian generation, though some followed that up with "Die, infidel!" so you're markedly better.

(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev7774 Horsemen

"Blah, blah blah, proselytizing bullshittery, blah, blah, blah."

Try a new format mate, this shit is about 2000 years old.



(June 12, 2014 at 9:52 am)Stimbo Wrote: Anyway, I plan to be in an iron chariot. God can't touch me.

Goddammit Stim, I was going to say that. Big Grin

Dear Sir,
All it has to happen is once, and it is coming. Your time table is not the same as the Lords. He is delaying to allow such ones as yourself to repent. The door of the ark closed at some point. Then came the flood. There still is time but don't put off salvation another day.

(June 12, 2014 at 6:37 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 6:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Incidentally, is it just me who sees this thread title and hears Arnie going “Get to da choppah!“ ?

Not just you.
[Image: choppa.jpg]

Maybe Arnie should of said, "GET IN THE ARK! DO IT NOW!"
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Whoever it was, he or they weren't very good at writing.
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