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#51
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 12, 2014 at 5:14 pm
I have a beware if dog sign up. They come on my property they've been warned. Two words. German. Shepherd.
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#52
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 14, 2014 at 6:11 am
(July 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 9:58 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Open the door naked, with a massive erection.

Get's them wet every time.

edit: Oh I see losty has already proposed this. Well, PENIS!

Well I don't think I could pull off the having a massive erection part. Lol

You don't know until you try.
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#53
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 14, 2014 at 6:18 am
(July 14, 2014 at 6:11 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote: Well I don't think I could pull off the having a massive erection part. Lol

You don't know until you try.

If you cut out "the having" I could totally do it Angel
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#54
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 14, 2014 at 6:21 am
(July 14, 2014 at 6:18 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 14, 2014 at 6:11 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: You don't know until you try.

If you cut out "the having" I could totally do it Angel

Two words: strap-on.

Should make you a hit with the ladies too. Wink
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#55
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 14, 2014 at 6:23 am
Hey you'll probably de-convert a few of them in the process.

Win win as far as I'm concerned.
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#56
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 14, 2014 at 6:28 am
(July 14, 2014 at 6:11 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote: Well I don't think I could pull off the having a massive erection part. Lol

You don't know until you try.
I suppose it depends how many of you answer the door... Tongue
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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 14, 2014 at 6:29 am
(July 14, 2014 at 6:21 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 14, 2014 at 6:18 am)Losty Wrote: If you cut out "the having" I could totally do it Angel

Two words: strap-on.

Should make you a hit with the ladies too. Wink

Other girls with a strap on....hot.
Not really sure if I'm in to the idea of me with a strap on...

But then, that's a topic for another place :p
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#58
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 14, 2014 at 6:31 am
(July 14, 2014 at 6:29 am)Losty Wrote: Other girls with a strap on....hot.
Not really sure if I'm in to the idea of me with a strap on...

But then, that's a topic for another place :p

Well, once you've got them hooked, you could trade off on who gets to wear it. And you could get one that's double-ended too... Devil

It's a topic for every possible place, as far as I'm concerned. Tongue
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#59
door to door recruitment..
July 14, 2014 at 6:32 am (This post was last modified: July 14, 2014 at 6:35 am by Bibliofagus.)
(July 14, 2014 at 6:29 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 14, 2014 at 6:21 am)Esquilax Wrote: Two words: strap-on.

Should make you a hit with the ladies too. ;)

Other girls with a strap on....hot.
Not really sure if I'm in to the idea of me with a strap on...

But then, that's a topic for another place :p

Lucky that someone just started a confession-thread ;)
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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 14, 2014 at 6:32 am
[/color]Continuing this conversation here would be a mistake. A sexy mistake! Smile Angel Cloud
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