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Prophesies - Very Interesting
#31
RE: Prophesies - Very Interesting
(July 30, 2014 at 10:37 pm)Jenny A Wrote: So, list the prophesies in you little video.

He'll just be a dick and tell you that you have to watch it.
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#32
RE: Prophesies - Very Interesting
I vote we hijack this one too. But with a twist. First we make sexual prophesies. Then we fulfill them. Big Grin
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#33
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Has there been one person on this board, besides me, that has watched this whole video?
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#34
RE: Prophesies - Very Interesting
We've told you before, we don't want to watch half an hour of a simpleton masturbating.
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#35
RE: Prophesies - Very Interesting
(July 30, 2014 at 10:50 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: I vote we hijack this one too. But with a twist. First we make sexual prophesies. Then we fulfill them. Big Grin

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. You already took the ark captive and defiled it.
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#36
RE: Prophesies - Very Interesting
(July 30, 2014 at 10:52 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 10:50 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: I vote we hijack this one too. But with a twist. First we make sexual prophesies. Then we fulfill them. Big Grin

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. You already took the ark captive and defiled it.

Someone defiled the ark?

Noah was a BAD boy, was he?

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#37
RE: Prophesies - Very Interesting
(July 30, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Has there been one person on this board, besides me, that has watched this whole video?

I doubt it. I can tell you that there are likely several people here who have not only read the Bible but also know it well enough to point out the many ways in which Christians have mangled the text, pulling passages out of clear contexts, to make the case that they refer to Jesus. Instead of whining about no one watching the video, why don't you cite some examples of these extraordinary prophecies that he allegedly fulfilled?

It's your thread. Make your case.
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#38
RE: Prophesies - Very Interesting
(July 30, 2014 at 11:00 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Has there been one person on this board, besides me, that has watched this whole video?

I doubt it. I can tell you that there are likely several people here who have not only read the Bible but also know it well enough to point out the many ways in which Christians have mangled the text, pulling passages out of clear contexts, to make the case that they refer to Jesus. Instead of whining about no one watching the video, why don't you cite some examples of these extraordinary prophecies that he allegedly fulfilled?

It's your thread. Make your case.

Watch the whole video first. The time you spent posting about this thread you could of already been half way through it. Clap
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#39
RE: Prophesies - Very Interesting
(July 30, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Has there been one person on this board, besides me, that has watched this whole video?
Have you learned nothing here. Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid fucking copy-pasta. You refuse to engage with us. Why the fuck should we give a shit?!?

(July 30, 2014 at 10:52 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 10:50 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: I vote we hijack this one too. But with a twist. First we make sexual prophesies. Then we fulfill them. Big Grin

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. You already took the ark captive and defiled it.

Ohhhhhh. Believe me. I'm thinking about it. You come in here and treat us like your own personal way of scoring heaven points so your imaginary friend will give you a special place in an after-life that's never gonna happen and you expect respect? Go fuck yourself Rev, with a syphilis infected chain-saw.

So who's up for some perverted prophesies?!? Too bad I'd get in trouble for posting the stuff I've posted in A69. Rev would either learn something or (more likely) have a seizure.

(July 30, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Watch the whole video first. The time you spent posting about this thread you could of already been half way through it. Clap

This is exactly what I'm talking about fuck-wit. You want us to watch your drivel but are not even the slightest bit willing to engage with us.
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#40
RE: Prophesies - Very Interesting
(July 30, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 11:00 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I doubt it. I can tell you that there are likely several people here who have not only read the Bible but also know it well enough to point out the many ways in which Christians have mangled the text, pulling passages out of clear contexts, to make the case that they refer to Jesus. Instead of whining about no one watching the video, why don't you cite some examples of these extraordinary prophecies that he allegedly fulfilled?

It's your thread. Make your case.

Watch the whole video first. The time you spent posting about this thread you could of already been half way through it. Clap

Sorry, not happening. I just popped in to see if you had anything new. You don't. Soon I have to leave to board a ship that's made of steel, is much larger than the ark was supposed to have been, but nevertheless couldn't possibly carry the sheer mass of cargo you think Noah managed (you do remember the ark thread you fled from today, don't you?).

When I get back from work, if you haven't posted anything of substance here (as we keep asking of you), I'll happily get the orgy derail going if the party hasn't already started.
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