RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 2:43 pm
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My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
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RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 2:48 pm
Maybe a sock?
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 2:53 pm
RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 2:55 pm
Wtf is this? I don't even. ...
RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Op, TOGTFU....
RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 3:31 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2014 at 3:46 pm by Elskidor.)
Shove the food back into you brothers mouth, and duct tape it shut, then duct tape your mom to the bed in her sleep to the bed. Then duct tape their doors shut and take the purse back. Begin a life of crime where you go around stealing people's purses across the country and use duct tape as your personal trademark. You will get very rich, duct tape sales will skyrocket and when your finally caught people will blame your mother and you'll get a slap on the wrist.
This might also help teenagers get more rights and reverse the terrible system that allows parents to continue their controlling ways, and allow children to become adults as early as 13 years old. Your mom is also likely sexist and favors the male species so you may wish to exercise your right to cut off the male genitalia. As long as you only do it no more than thirty the times per state you will not be held accountable, as long as this act is practiced in militant new age feminist locations. I suppose it is also important to add that the furor over exclusionism has been an acutely frustrating cultural phenomenon: pregnant with great possibility, touching on vital and fascinating issues, yet initially formulated in a one-sided and adversarial manner that will dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers by the end of the decade. What's important to note, however, is that this type of mother's vituperations share many of the same characteristics. This is focused exclusively on the great "Mother Dearest", not because I harbor any ill-will towards her but because she should stop telling everyone that her sallies are innovative. More apt words for them might be “static” or “stale” or the phrase, “been done” with the possible addition, “too often.” What I'm getting at is that it's scary how effectively your mother has been spawning delusions of lexiphanicism's resplendence. I deeply regret the loss of life and injuries sustained by this type of tragedy. I am currently working to understand the surrounding circumstances so as to improve our ability to take the initiative to oppose evil wherever it rears its prudish head. Mother Dearest claims that society is screaming for her false-flag operations. Well, I beg to differ. There are two things we need to do right away. First, we need to challenge rather than accommodate the mainstream's presuppositions. Second—and this is critical so get out your highlighter—we need to encourage open, civic engagement. Once those two things are accomplished we can finally start discussing how when I was younger I wanted to hit hard, with accuracy, and not pull any punches. I still want to do that, but now I realize that there is no honor in the comments of such mothers. If that fact hurts, get over it; it's called reality. And for another dose of reality, consider that I would never take a job working for such an evil such as your mother. Who would want to promote such mindless and reckless hate and sexism? How many of these adulators are hubristic, gloomy spongers? I'm not comfortable throwing out an estimate that isn't backed up by specific data, but I do know that everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this outstandingly pointless post. My key point is that your mother must be surrounded by some sort of reality-distortion field. Why else would her torchbearers maintain that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power? If it weren't for all that reality distortion they'd instead be observing that your mother acts as if she were Queen of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. To summarize what I've written up to this point, she is so confused, I could give in to the quacks, witch doctors, charmers, Jesus freaks, sorcerers and fortune tellers who tell us that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones. You know I'm right. Now what are you going to do about it, Miss Missy? Go get that duct tape and end this once and for all. RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 3:50 pm
(August 1, 2014 at 1:52 pm)jashleygirl Wrote: My psycho mom just took away my purse with ALL my belongings away without ANY warning!All I did was ask my brother questions about why he took my pizza I was about to eat any my mom started yelling at me and ran into my room and took my purse! And said stay away or you wont get this back, but then she changed her mind and decided to not give it back anyway!! This has all my belongings my phone, money, everything!! Who the fuck are you?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 3:52 pm
She is girl interrupted
RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 3:55 pm
RE: My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!
August 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm
Pee in her mouthwash and you'll feel better.
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