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I have to share this with someone
RobbyPants Offline
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 3:36 pm
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 3:39 pm
That's one way to raise kids to be atheists!
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 3:44 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 1:45 pm)badlydrawngirl Wrote: A friend on Facebook posted a status about hating Christmas, and her friend responded by saying she loves Christmas but hates Santa. So instead she tells her son Jesus brings the presents and put them under the tree.





I've been laughing for 4 hours..

Yeah, that's ridiculous!

Everyone knows it's the holy spirit that delivers the presents.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 3:51 pm
I wonder why she hates santa? At least Jesus has a better chance at getting through those chimneys than santa.

She should just tell the truth though, the gifts are teleported by the anunaki.
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 3:56 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 3:51 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: I wonder why she hates santa?

Because Santa is an anagram for Satan.
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 4:10 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 3:56 pm)Surgenator Wrote:
(September 17, 2014 at 3:51 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: I wonder why she hates santa?

Because Santa is an anagram for Satan.

Santa Claus is Satan's Cause.
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 4:15 pm
AW MA GAWD , the end is NIGHHHHHH!!!!!! !!
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 4:45 pm
So satan wants children to be good? That might make sense, but satan drinking milk and cookies? that's creepy
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 5:59 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 4:45 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: So satan wants children to be good? That might make sense, but satan drinking milk and cookies? that's creepy

AND using toilet paper.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 6:30 pm
Milk is the blood of Satan and cookies are his body.
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