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So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:43 pm
God I love that girl. :-)
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:53 pm
Pics or it didn't happen.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:53 pm
awwwww...now, that's awesome!
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:58 pm
She doesn't have a shotgun does she?
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:01 pm
When she gets home, you should be wearing nothing except a sock on your johnson, à la the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Or don't; I have no clue what women want.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:03 pm
You're going to be smiling for the rest of the week.
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:06 pm
Aw shit Sho'nuff...I'm sorry you had to find out this way.....
(couldn't resist man.........)
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