(October 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That's a good thing. I think.

Definitely cold coffee is horrible.

(October 12, 2014 at 5:48 pm)C4RM5 Wrote:

(October 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That's a good thing. I think.

Definitely cold coffee is horrible.

I get funny looks at work because I can't stand coffee - even the smell.

I also drink a Turkish apple tea called Lezzo . . .

(October 12, 2014 at 5:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Weird.

A funny looking insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded.

Must have been a jihadi long legs.

What a disturbance that must have been.

What you need to do is put sticky paper at the entrance to your house so when they enter the get stuck, problem solved.

My conscience is giving me problems because I've started seeing a patient socially.

But it's okay, a lot of doctors have affairs with their patients, right?

"But," my conscience keeps reminding me, "you're a vet!"

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A man was driving down the road with his monkey in the back of his van.
He sees a hitchhiker and picks him up.
They were going down the road talking, when the monkey came flying up front and unzipped the drivers pants and goes to town on him.
The man slaps the monkey and makes him go to the back of the van.
A few minutes later the same thing happens.
The hitchhiker said "Man that is amazing I have never seen anything like that"
The driver says " Do you want to try it?"
The hitchhiker said "Yes, But don't hit me that hard!"

(October 12, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Losty Wrote: I like my women like I like my coffee...





...with no penis.

'I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, and with a spoon in them.' - Eddie Izzard.

Boru

(October 12, 2014 at 5:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Only just.

The correct response was 'Hell yeah! And it's a Pint mug'.

A pint mug?

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave previously.

The 'correct' response suggests that there's plenty of room remaining in the mug.

French pancakes give me the crepes.

A book just fell on my head.

Well, I've only got my shelf to blame.