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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:48 pm (This post was last modified: October 12, 2014 at 5:48 pm by C4RM5.)
(October 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That's a good thing. I think.

Definitely cold coffee is horrible.

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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:52 pm
(October 12, 2014 at 5:48 pm)C4RM5 Wrote:
(October 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That's a good thing. I think.

Definitely cold coffee is horrible.

I get funny looks at work because I can't stand coffee - even the smell.

I also drink a Turkish apple tea called Lezzo . . .

ROFLOL

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:58 pm
(October 12, 2014 at 5:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Weird.

A funny looking insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded.

Must have been a jihadi long legs.

What a disturbance that must have been.

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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 6:05 pm
What you need to do is put sticky paper at the entrance to your house so when they enter the get stuck, problem solved.

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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 6:10 pm (This post was last modified: October 12, 2014 at 6:35 pm by The Valkyrie.)
My conscience is giving me problems because I've started seeing a patient socially.

But it's okay, a lot of doctors have affairs with their patients, right?

"But," my conscience keeps reminding me, "you're a vet!"
A man was driving down the road with his monkey in the back of his van.
He sees a hitchhiker and picks him up.
They were going down the road talking, when the monkey came flying up front and unzipped the drivers pants and goes to town on him.
The man slaps the monkey and makes him go to the back of the van.
A few minutes later the same thing happens.
The hitchhiker said "Man that is amazing I have never seen anything like that"
The driver says " Do you want to try it?"
The hitchhiker said "Yes, But don't hit me that hard!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 7:07 pm
(October 12, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Losty Wrote: I like my women like I like my coffee...





...with no penis.

'I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, and with a spoon in them.' - Eddie Izzard.

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RE: joke time
October 13, 2014 at 7:40 am
(October 12, 2014 at 5:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Only just.
The correct response was 'Hell yeah! And it's a Pint mug'.
Sum ergo sum
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RE: joke time
October 13, 2014 at 8:45 am
A pint mug?

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave previously.

The 'correct' response suggests that there's plenty of room remaining in the mug.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
October 13, 2014 at 8:55 am
French pancakes give me the crepes.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: joke time
October 13, 2014 at 10:41 am
A book just fell on my head.

Well, I've only got my shelf to blame.
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