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RE: God loves you
October 21, 2014 at 5:32 pm
(October 21, 2014 at 5:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Which God ??
Athena ? Saturn ? Baal ?
Fuck that its Joe Pesci you have to worry about. Because if he don't love then, then he's coming for you and your fucked.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: God loves you
October 22, 2014 at 3:48 pm
(October 21, 2014 at 4:23 pm)DaveTheRave Wrote: Just wanted to say God loves everyone for the craic.
If that's true then how come he never calls?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: God loves you
October 22, 2014 at 3:51 pm
(This post was last modified: October 22, 2014 at 3:53 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 21, 2014 at 4:26 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: For the what?
Craic. Anglo-Irish word, pronounced (and properly spelt) 'crack'. It means good times, fun, music, convo, alcohol, etc.
You know - the sort of thing God doesn't want you to have. Some love.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: God loves you
October 22, 2014 at 3:53 pm
If God liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it. I'm gone.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: God loves you
October 22, 2014 at 3:56 pm
(October 21, 2014 at 4:23 pm)DaveTheRave Wrote: Just wanted to say God loves everyone for the craic.
But the FSM loves you more AND provides pasta, strippers and beer.
Meanwhile, Yahweh/Jesus/Ghost remain dick-ish pricks of god(s)...
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RE: God loves you
October 22, 2014 at 5:02 pm
Isn't that a halo
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RE: God loves you
October 22, 2014 at 5:38 pm
(October 22, 2014 at 3:53 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: If God liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it.
Instead "he" did the exact opposite and demanded it cut off.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God loves you
October 22, 2014 at 5:44 pm
(October 21, 2014 at 4:23 pm)DaveTheRave Wrote: Just wanted to say God loves everyone for the craic.
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RE: God loves you
October 22, 2014 at 5:45 pm
(October 22, 2014 at 3:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (October 21, 2014 at 4:26 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: For the what?
Craic. Anglo-Irish word, pronounced (and properly spelt) 'crack'. It means good times, fun, music, convo, alcohol, etc.
You know - the sort of thing God doesn't want you to have. Some love.
Boru
So, god's a crack addict and wants us to get high?
Can't be all bad, then.
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RE: God loves you
October 22, 2014 at 5:46 pm
(October 21, 2014 at 4:23 pm)DaveTheRave Wrote: Just wanted to say God loves everyone for the craic.
Ok, now you've said it. Feel better?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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