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So you when to hell now what.

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So you when to hell now what.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 23, 2014 at 7:54 am
Dead means clinically dead? What is clinically dead?
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 23, 2014 at 7:57 am
First question would be "where are the hookers?"
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 23, 2014 at 7:58 am
They're dead too. But it was like that when I arrived.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 23, 2014 at 8:04 am
(December 23, 2014 at 7:58 am)robvalue Wrote: They're dead too. But it was like that when I arrived.

At least you won't have to worry about them getting pregnant then.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 23, 2014 at 10:49 am
(December 23, 2014 at 8:04 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(December 23, 2014 at 7:58 am)robvalue Wrote: They're dead too. But it was like that when I arrived.

At least you won't have to worry about them getting pregnant then.

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 23, 2014 at 10:03 pm
Wasn't me....try Alice maybe
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 23, 2014 at 10:12 pm
(December 23, 2014 at 7:57 am)Zen Badger Wrote: First question would be "where are the hookers?"
I already got the second question in mind.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 23, 2014 at 10:14 pm
(December 23, 2014 at 10:12 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(December 23, 2014 at 7:57 am)Zen Badger Wrote: First question would be "where are the hookers?"
I already got the second question in mind.

"Where's the blow?"
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December 23, 2014 at 10:20 pm
(December 23, 2014 at 10:14 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(December 23, 2014 at 10:12 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I already got the second question in mind.

"Where's the blow?"

you need a chemist don't you. Big Grin
so in hell ill be the provider since its legal.
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December 24, 2014 at 12:03 am
(December 23, 2014 at 10:20 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(December 23, 2014 at 10:14 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: "Where's the blow?"

you need a chemist don't you. Big Grin
so in hell ill be the provider since its legal.

So you're admitting you're going to spend eternity in hell, interesting, because you have left me with the idea hell scares the hell out of you.

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