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The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
The Bible is to biology what astrology is to astronomy.

Which is to say, horseshit.

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RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(March 12, 2015 at 12:54 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(March 12, 2015 at 12:46 am)Huggy74 Wrote: Yes, because I'm known for trolling.
What's it like having no sense of humor?
Not sure what that's like.

I'm funny as fuck.

I think so too!
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RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(March 12, 2015 at 1:04 pm)robvalue Wrote: This is your problem, you're trying to force reality to agree with a story book.

I give up. I've tried really hard to help you Huggy, I honestly have. But I don't think you're interested in learning or understanding, just desperately trying to shoe-horn science into your book and just deny it when you can't.

I have nothing against you as a person, but I give up trying to explain things anymore to you unless you show you're actually interested in the truth.
Yeah it's a hard lesson learn that creationists have no interest in learning but once you accept that you can let go and have some fun. This is much more effective because they are obsessed with their egos which makes ridicule by far the most effective strategy...

Don't even try to help, just rip into 'em, far more satisfying.
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Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(March 12, 2015 at 12:37 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: At least you acknowledge it as a theory.

I know you'll ignore this as you've ignored everything else I've said that you've been unable to refute, but I'll try anyway...

Scientific theories are not (as you faithers would have us believe) on par with guessing. "But, it's just a theory!!!1!11!!!"

No, a scientific theory is the framework upon which the facts pertaining to said theory are hung.

Gravity is a fact.
Germs that spread disease are a fact.
Evolution is a fact.

Gravitational theory is how we explain our understating of how gravity works.
Germ theory is how we explain our understating of how germs spread disease.
Evolutionary theory is how we explain our understating of how evolution works.

Please stop using the word theory in a scientific context as if it means "wild assed guess." It makes you look so incredibly ignorant that many will refuse to take you seriously.

Or, are you so stupid that you put germ theory and gravitational theory on the same "it's just a wild assed guess" level as you do evolutionary theory?!?

(March 12, 2015 at 1:01 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(March 12, 2015 at 12:46 pm)robvalue Wrote: Evolution doesn't disprove God, by the way. It just makes you need to accept the creation account is a metaphor/bullshit.

But if you will never consider that being a possibility, you'll have to continue to deny reality the rest of your life.
I doesn't in fact.
I have stated numerous times that a species evolves from it's own species.
The word the Bible uses for species is "kind" they are synonymous.

Quote:Genesis 1
1 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

It clearly states that each animal is to be brought forth after their kind (species)

The Bible supports evolution, just not the idea that all creatures evolved from a single point.

The buy-bull also puts bats with the birds. [Image: free-rolleye-smileys-323.gif]

(March 12, 2015 at 1:04 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Oh for fuck's sake Huggy, not this horseshit about 'kinds' again.

And again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again................
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(March 12, 2015 at 5:06 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote:
(March 12, 2015 at 12:54 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Not sure what that's like.

I'm funny as fuck.

I think so too!

Lol thanks!

There's something about chasing Buggy from inane detail to fumbling minutiae that makes me a little cocky and full of myself.
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RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(March 12, 2015 at 1:01 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(March 12, 2015 at 12:46 pm)robvalue Wrote: Evolution doesn't disprove God, by the way. It just makes you need to accept the creation account is a metaphor/bullshit.

But if you will never consider that being a possibility, you'll have to continue to deny reality the rest of your life.
I doesn't in fact.
I have stated numerous times that a species evolves from it's own species.
The word the Bible uses for species is "kind" they are synonymous.
Is this the same bible that crammed all the animals in the world into a tiny little boat? Thinking
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RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(March 12, 2015 at 8:19 pm)IATIA Wrote: Is this the same bible that crammed all the animals in the world into a tiny little boat? Thinking

Also the same Bible where God tempted Adam with every fucking animal on Earth to be his helpmeet. Only after did God decide to create a woman.
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RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(March 12, 2015 at 9:34 pm)Cato Wrote:
(March 12, 2015 at 8:19 pm)IATIA Wrote: Is this the same bible that crammed all the animals in the world into a tiny little boat? Thinking

Also the same Bible where God tempted Adam with every fucking animal on Earth to be his helpmeet. Only after did God decide to create a woman.

But . . .


But . . . .

Coral Castle!

Checkmate!
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RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(March 12, 2015 at 9:36 pm)Beccs Wrote: But . . .


But . . . .

Coral Castle!

Checkmate!

Yep, because Huggy still thinks he knows more about how that place was built than the man who built it, and a personal friend of his. Really does speak to how susceptible he isn't to evidence, if that evidence contradicts what he wants to believe.
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RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
So coral castle wasn't built by space aliens?!?
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