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The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
One question that springs to mind. Could Mary have been woman who couldn't have a child in the first place? Is it very possible that Joseph and Mary used a surrogate mother and then claimed the child as their own? If people knew about her infertility, then of course there would be rumours about a "miracle birth."
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(March 30, 2015 at 7:45 am)robvalue Wrote: Yeah, historical Jesus advocates will be very quick to tell you he had a brother called James. I can't remember if he was older or younger. I have also heard rumours of more siblings. I also want to start rumours about him bumming his brothers.

The gospels make it clear that Jesus had siblings, but he was the first-born. So Mary was not a virgin all her life.
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(April 27, 2015 at 7:00 pm)Lek Wrote:
(March 30, 2015 at 7:45 am)robvalue Wrote: Yeah, historical Jesus advocates will be very quick to tell you he had a brother called James. I can't remember if he was older or younger. I have also heard rumours of more siblings. I also want to start rumours about him bumming his brothers.

The gospels make it clear that Jesus had siblings, but he was the first-born.  So Mary was not a virgin all her life.

What if god just kept knocking her up? Tongue
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She'd never get any sleep.

(This was carefully designed to work with both meanings of the phrase "to knock a person up".)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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That's even worse than the Huffington Post articles. I am beginning to see Raw Story is written by people who don't do research. That is the biggest concern I see for atheism advocacy in America....it's all talking about education but never advocating actual education. Like those Christians who praise being generous yet walk by in judgement of the homeless without a single sign of remorse or compassion.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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Raw Story is a news compilation service.  The OP clearly indicates the article appeared on Alternet.

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Mary, Mary, quite contrary
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