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My baby's momma found Jesus...
#11
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
Wow, an atheist from Texas. That state must piss you off.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#12
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
boat goggles! You learn something new every day...

I ask bc I went to school in Midland for senior year. What a mind fuck that was religion wise!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#13
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
I actually had the opposite happen. I was the Christian and my ex (who's pretty cool actually; four years running) was some sort of atheist/igtheist. We had the talk about a year ago and found a lot of common ground. Now, to get her to dump that asshole she's with (who's actually a really nice guy).

I feel for you, TRS. Keep us updated, and I hope it goes well.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#14
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
(April 10, 2015 at 7:30 pm)Alex K Wrote: From reading the thread so far I'd say she doesn't seem to have the equipment to indoctrinate, the kid will be unimpressed as long as there is someone at all available who is rooted in critical thinking, if only part time. That's my prediction Smile

Exactly. That is exactly what is going on here. She's never noticed the FSM decal on my Jeep? Lol...My son is going to be just fine. She won't understand his arguments, but he will...and that's all that matters.

(April 10, 2015 at 7:31 pm)Sionnach Wrote: Wow, an atheist from Texas.  That state must piss you off.
Yes.
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#15
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
Your son sounds like a boss.

As long as he's skeptical enough to question things that from the outside are patently stupid, your ex doesn't stand a chance, and you get the added benefit of smugging as a beaming proud dad.
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(April 10, 2015 at 7:02 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: So, my ex-wife (who is a dumb cunt), was an "atheist" until last week when she got what I can only assume to be a Christianity for Dummies book. I couched atheist in quotes because her position was merely the default position with no previous knowledge on any religion. I was raised Christian in a small town in Texas. As usual, she has assumed that she is privy to some information that I am not aware of and sent me a text because my son told her "that Jesus story sounds made-up". She gave me a quick news bulletin about Jesus and how he died for our sins. She then had the audacity to suggest that I pickup a bible sometime because it's filled with all sorts of amazing truths if you "know how to read it". She went on to request that I respect her new belief and her desire to impose it on my 6 year old son! Lol, good luck. I hope she's prepared...she has no fucking clue what she's bitten into. She literally couldn't be barking up a worse tree...

Dig in and prepare for a long battle. Hang tough, and good luck.

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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
(April 10, 2015 at 7:02 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: So, my ex-wife (who is a dumb cunt), was an "atheist" until last week when she got what I can only assume to be a Christianity for Dummies book. I couched atheist in quotes because her position was merely the default position with no previous knowledge on any religion. I was raised Christian in a small town in Texas. As usual, she has assumed that she is privy to some information that I am not aware of and sent me a text because my son told her "that Jesus story sounds made-up".  She gave me a quick news bulletin about Jesus and how he died for our sins. She then had the audacity to suggest that I pickup a bible sometime because it's filled with all sorts of amazing truths if you "know how to read it". She went on to request that I respect her new belief and her desire to impose it on my 6 year old son! Lol, good luck. I hope she's prepared...she has no fucking clue what she's bitten into. She literally couldn't be barking up a worse tree...

Good luck Sir.

Keep us posted.  Undecided
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
(April 10, 2015 at 7:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Christianity for Dummies book.

You mean the bible.

The first two thirds are Judaism for Dummies. the last third is Christianity for Dummies.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#19
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I hear Austin is pretty relaxed though?

I echo the others... as long as he has someone who thinks critically in his corner... it just sucks to have to add that into the equation, when things are bad enough. Undecided  I feel for ya.
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#20
RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
@OP

Sounds like my ex.  You have my sympathy.
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