I am about as gentle and non-violent as you can get, yet my imagination is full of relentless bloody violence. Computer game style stuff.

I've always been heavily into games. Sometimes they invade my dreams. The other night I was lying in bed at the point of dropping off, and I thought "I'd better turn the game off now and go to sleep." Except I wasn't playing a game. Weird feeling to realize that!

I've had many dreams about street fighter 2, where I find it in an arcade and really want to play it. I get heavily nostalgic about some games, they give me goose bumps.

I love roller skating but don't have hardly anywhere nearby I can do it.

I love animals so much, they are a big part of what keeps me going. I like helping people when I'm able to.

(April 24, 2015 at 1:23 pm)c172 Wrote: As long as they're not Peeps s'mores. I'll go all Cornholio on you all if they're Peeps s'mores.

I don't know what any of that means

those are Bosnian s'mores

Bosnian s'mores and Slivovitsa

I have a kid.

(April 24, 2015 at 1:38 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:

(April 24, 2015 at 1:23 pm)c172 Wrote: As long as they're not Peeps s'mores. I'll go all Cornholio on you all if they're Peeps s'mores.

I don't know what any of that means

those are Bosnian s'mores

Bosnian s'mores and Slivovitsa

Oops! Sorry about that. I admit, I haven't followed your posts yet. Peeps are a marshmallow candy shaped like a chick. They make me feel like death after about 5 of them. See link there, for Peeps, some of which are included in s'mores. https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/i...=yfp-t-250

"Cornholio is a reference to a TV show called Beevis and Butthead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaKi9NTzS4

(April 24, 2015 at 12:19 pm)Dystopia Wrote: I know how to perform oral sex wonderfully

I have cute lips

I am extremely loyal

I'm not very judgemental

I was gonna post this. 

(April 24, 2015 at 2:20 pm)c172 Wrote: Oops! Sorry about that. I admit, I haven't followed your posts yet. Peeps are a marshmallow candy shaped like a chick. They make me feel like death after about 5 of them. See link there, for Peeps, some of which are included in s'mores. https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/i...=yfp-t-250

"Cornholio is a reference to a TV show called Beevis and Butthead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaKi9NTzS4

ooh ok

(April 24, 2015 at 2:47 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:

(April 24, 2015 at 12:19 pm)Dystopia Wrote: I know how to perform oral sex wonderfully

I have cute lips

I am extremely loyal

I'm not very judgemental

I was gonna post this. 

I don't get this reference

Because it will deeply hurt my feelings if you dislike me and I will be forced to hunt you down and remove your eyeballs with a dull spoon. NOW LOVE ME!!

I also like cute puppies

Long walks on the beach

And I am a moderately good cook

What isn't to love?

(April 24, 2015 at 3:04 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:

(April 24, 2015 at 2:47 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I was gonna post this. 

I don't get this reference

I was going to post the exact same post that Dystopia posted.

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(April 24, 2015 at 3:40 pm)Nope Wrote: Because it will deeply hurt my feelings if you dislike me and I will be forced to hunt you down and remove your eyeballs with a dull spoon. NOW LOVE ME!!

I also like cute puppies

Long walks on the beach

And I am a moderately good cook

What isn't to love?

being a moderately good cook washes away that first scary trait of yours. 

I'm Italian.
I have two daughters and two step-sons.
I am round and round is a shape.
I have a mouth that could make a sailor blush (sorta goes hand in hand with being Italian).
I have three cats and three snakes.
I live in Pennsylvania.
I hate people who chew food with their mouths open.
I'm an excellent kisser.
I'm half an inch taller than my fiancee. And almost four years older.
I am the queen of my house.
I once met John Gotti when I was a kid.
I lived in a house once where the prior owner was murdered in the living room.
I love camping.
I'm completely random.

That's all I got for now. Pass the smores!

I got married at Monkey World, Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset I also have a picture of me with the head of their care team, Jeremy, and with a guy from the army called Jez who is one of their trustees.

We saw Alison Cronin once while we were there. My wife said, "Just keep calm, don't do anything stupid!" then she dropped her drink on the floor and it went everywhere!

I was once a monarch on a MMORPG called Asheron's Call with over 500 followers.