(October 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm)Shell B Wrote: Speaking of Google, has anybody had problems with the new search? I keep having issues where it doesn't pick up all of my keystrokes if I type fast. For example, if I were to search "atheistforums," something like this would show up in the search bar "aesorms." It's seriously pissing me off.

Older PC not keeping up with the Googly goodness?

Shell Wrote:Speaking of Google, has anybody had problems with the new search? I keep having issues where it doesn't pick up all of my keystrokes if I type fast. For example, if I were to search "atheistforums," something like this would show up in the search bar "aesorms." It's seriously pissing me off.

I think I've had that problem to, but only on my phone. so I don't know if that counts.

IceSage Wrote:Despite the fact that the FAQ answers that the simply chose female to break the tradition of male gods...

...I've always thought of Google as male.

Just like the numbers 2, 4, 8, 9, 11, and 12 are female. And 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, and 10 are male.

...Yes, I've assigned gender to numbers.

The Chinese already did that, but it's even- female and odd- male. this is some bullshit page about feminists. at least what I read of it, but

Quote:There, the associations of Yin are unmistakably even, female, and darkness, while those of Yang are odd, male, and light.

using this logic Google is female.

(October 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm)gmjackson Wrote:

(October 10, 2010 at 12:13 am)Shell B Wrote: I think we might have to reconsider being atheists.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scriptu...s_God.html

So then who is Satan? Yahoo?

Bill Gates

(October 11, 2010 at 10:25 am)Jaysyn Wrote:

(October 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm)Shell B Wrote: Speaking of Google, has anybody had problems with the new search? I keep having issues where it doesn't pick up all of my keystrokes if I type fast. For example, if I were to search "atheistforums," something like this would show up in the search bar "aesorms." It's seriously pissing me off.

Older PC not keeping up with the Googly goodness?

Nope. 5 month old pc.

(October 10, 2010 at 8:14 pm)Shell B Wrote:

(October 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Type slower.

I don't have all fucking day. It's like Google designed it's search engine for slow people.

Uh-huh. Market to the majority.

(October 11, 2010 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Uh-huh. Market to the majority.

Their loss. I'm about to start using Bing.

(October 11, 2010 at 9:52 pm)Shell B Wrote:

(October 11, 2010 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Uh-huh. Market to the majority.

Their loss. I'm about to start using Bing.

NONONONO don't use bing, bing uses information stolen from facebook accounts with the support of microsoft to search for stuff, it's pretty much the epitome of privacy rape

(October 14, 2010 at 8:39 am)Ashendant Wrote: NONONONO don't use bing, bing uses information stolen from facebook accounts with the support of microsoft to search for stuff, it's pretty much the epitome of privacy rape

Don't worry. I would never leave google. I just wanted it to hear how sad it is making me.

Google hears your lamentation, daughter!

And HE forgives you.

(October 14, 2010 at 1:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Google hears your lamentation, daughter!

And HE forgives you.

Yeah, he hears me, but he still didn't fix his prayer system. That shit is still slow.