Jebus just loves that money!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Can you believe this shit?
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Jebus just loves that money!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
That woman needs to walk right up to her pastor and tell him to kiss every square inch of her ASS! Why should someone get a phoney collection notice, just because the pastor needs a car to match his new suit? Even when I went to church I never tithed properly. It embarrassed the hell out of my mother, but I refused to give the pastor 10% of shit.
(July 15, 2015 at 6:18 pm)KUSA Wrote: If you can't afford $50 a month then you don't deserve God. It's as simple as that. The nerve of some poor people. You know? These moochers need a dose of Ayn Rand, expecting something for nothing. Maybe they should pray for the money? Oh, wait. (July 15, 2015 at 9:44 pm)Thena323 Wrote: That woman needs to walk right up to her pastor and tell him to kiss every square inch of her ASS! Pics of her ass needed before I become ordained. (July 15, 2015 at 5:06 pm)Spooky Wrote: Well, theoretically if she's just on the hook for $1,000 she's in good shape. The biblical rule is for 10% of a person's gross income. And the Fourth Commandment (Exodus 34:20) states that you have to bring something (nowadays that's cash) every time you go to church. Remember how Jesus was checking out the people as they were forking over their money to the temple treasury. He remarked quiet favorably about the widow who tossed in her two mites (pennies). Of course Jesus never put in any money himself but that's beside the point. Fork over 10% or swim in the lake of fire. RE: Can you believe this shit?
July 16, 2015 at 2:03 am
(This post was last modified: July 16, 2015 at 2:04 am by Spooky.)
Classic. "Do as I say, not as I do."
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
(July 16, 2015 at 2:03 am)Spooky Wrote:Well, there is a lot of fixed costs that have to be covered by donations. Utility bills, insurance, mortgage, books, printing, stamps, etc. Then there's wages. Paul was able to steal from other churches but most churches today are small businesses operated by a couple of people. If they do it full time they have to make a living in modern day America and that's expensive. They don't have the guaranteed income fixed rules like the Levites had. A lot of the megachurches as well as smaller churches have gone out of business. http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/orla...ure/nf8pG/ (July 16, 2015 at 2:58 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:(July 16, 2015 at 2:03 am)Spooky Wrote:Well, there is a lot of fixed costs that have to be covered by donations. Utility bills, insurance, mortgage, books, printing, stamps, etc. Then there's wages. Paul was able to steal from other churches but most churches today are small businesses operated by a couple of people. If they do it full time they have to make a living in modern day America and that's expensive. They don't have the guaranteed income fixed rules like the Levites had. A lot of the megachurches as well as smaller churches have gone out of business. The lutheran church I was formerly a member of nearly went under after spending a metric shit-ton of money on an elevator maybe three people used. (the olde one worked just fine). I was in the minority when I voted against it. Begging for money never sat well with me.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
(July 16, 2015 at 3:02 am)Spooky Wrote:(July 16, 2015 at 2:58 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Well, there is a lot of fixed costs that have to be covered by donations. Utility bills, insurance, mortgage, books, printing, stamps, etc. Then there's wages. Paul was able to steal from other churches but most churches today are small businesses operated by a couple of people. If they do it full time they have to make a living in modern day America and that's expensive. They don't have the guaranteed income fixed rules like the Levites had. A lot of the megachurches as well as smaller churches have gone out of business. Well, if people were true Christians and real believers they wouldn't have any money in the first place. They would give it all to the poor, ensuring that the poor had food, clothes, and housing. Why should a church have to beg for money from its members? That only indicates that the members will end up in the lake of fire because they are stingy and don't have a speck of charity. Speaking of Lutheran churches, I saw one of their more modern church buildings up for sale. It's members must not have been real believers. Luther would be so sad.
If this isn't proof that religion is a scam, then I don't know what is.
This is religion in a nutshell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DT7bX-B1Mg
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!
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