Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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I get suspicious of priests of the Noodly One.
The last one I met tried to touch me with his noodly appendage . . . Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:(July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.How would it do that when it's not one and hollow (sheer existence), but consists of multiplicity, and hence is not ultimate life and it's power is not ultimate perfection. Clearly God would destroy FSM with no problem. The FSM would add some prosciutto to his sauce and allah would run away rather than touch him. Ham. The Great Equalizer.  (July 22, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: I get suspicious of priests of the Noodly One. The pastaphiles you speak of are not legitimato! They do not speak our linguini!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:(July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.How would it do that when it's not one and hollow (sheer existence), but consists of multiplicity, and hence is not ultimate life and it's power is not ultimate perfection. Clearly God would destroy FSM with no problem. No way Jose. Just like Superman would kick Batman's ass day or night. He's the Man of Steel! The FSM is the God of Pasta! Same with the FSM - boilable, long-term storage, nutritious, suitable for a variety of sauces. A bit high on the glycemic index for those that worry about such things. But let's round up Allah and the FSM and let them duke it out on pay per view. I'd watch that.  Feel free to send me a private message.
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 RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm
(This post was last modified: July 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(July 23, 2015 at 10:33 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: ...A bit high on the glycemic index for those that worry about such things. Yeah, but Allah and Yahweh are full of empty carbs.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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 (July 22, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: I get suspicious of priests of the Noodly One. I believe that is a common problem in priesthoods generally. Maybe there should only be priestesses. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 4:15 pm
(This post was last modified: July 23, 2015 at 4:23 pm by Pyrrho.)
(April 3, 2014 at 2:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(April 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm)Fromper Wrote: I'm a Reform Pastafarian. Being vegetarian, I don't believe the FSM has meatballs. Everyone knows that the FSM is not limited by human imagination. The FSM can be both with and without meatballs simultaneously. A bit like Schrödinger's cat. And indeed, calling Him "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" is imposing a false limitation on His Divine Essence, as He takes many forms, of which here are only a few: The FSM also is not limited to only tomato sauce, but can be many things, like Alfredo or pesto. So, do not blaspheme against the Great and Wise FSM, for He exceeds the limits of imagination. His Noodly Appendages embrace all things, and His Sauce covers all things. Ramen. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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